Stationed in Okinawa, Japan, my son and his wife were expecting their first baby.
I was elated when he called me at work with the news of my grandchild's birth.
I took down all the statistics and turned to relate it all to my co-workers.
"I'm a grandmother!" I declared. "It's a baby girl, and she weighs five pounds."
"When was she born?" someone asked.
Recalling the date my son told me, I stopped, looked at the calendar, and said in amazement, "Tomorrow!"
A man was driving down the highway late one night when his mini-van broke down. He turned on his flashers and tried to get someone's attention to help him. Eventually a Lamborghini Countach pulls up.
"Any chance I could get a lift into town?" said the mini-van driver.
When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become collectors' items.
I went to the bank and picked up a hundred, serially numbered and still in their original band.
On my next trip to my parents' house, I gave the $200 to my mother and said, "Take good care of these.
They might be worth something someday."
Several months later I asked Mom if she was keeping the two- dollar bills safe.
"Oh, yes!" she replied. "I deposited them in the bank the day after you left."
A goober was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.
The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The goober exclaimed,
"Wow. I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
I am no fan of fancy recipes or exotic foods. I like my toast plain and buttered, my chocolate without grasshoppers, and my tea clear. So please excuse me if I don't understand people who like to eat stuff that I'll be kind and describe as "different".
Take, for instance, snails. When it comes to being food, snails already have it tough because of their looks. To try and compensate for this, grocers have given them a fancy name - escargot. I say escarNOT!
Some have also tried to make them appealing as little bite sized snacks. Well, just let me say that that little culinary tidbit of an idea is put to rest with this video below.
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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Merry Christmas!
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Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
