The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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A sign posted on the wall of an Army mess read, "Don't Waste Food -- Food will win the war."
Beneath someone had written, "That's fine, but how do we get the enemy to eat it?"
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Issue #3541
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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Family Support"
The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?”
The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, no. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves."
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Today's CleanPun
“If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?”
Today's One-liner
“Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?”
Today's CleanQuote
“One secret of managing life is to keep the folks who can't stand you away from the folks who are undecided.”
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Today's Illustration - "Historic Recall"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Ms. Crabtree had been telling her 1st grade class the story of the discovery of America by Columbus.
She concluded with, "And all this happened more than 500 years ago."
"Wow!" exclaimed Little Johnny, "What a great memory you have!"
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The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?”
The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, no. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves."
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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