The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian.
One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?"
"Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?" the wife asked.
"Both!" was the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth open, and there's a burglar in it."
"The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with."
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Cybersalt NewsA few weeks ago a subscriber suggested it would be great to be able to share Cybersalt Digest items online from within the digest itself. The first thought out of my technologically overloaded mind was, "Whoa, let's just calm down there with the requests!" It turns out, though, that that options already existed in the new system I was switching over to. You can't share an individual item, but you can share the whole digest now through, Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn and e-mail. Starting today, you will find the links to do so in the right hand column of each Digest. Today's featured updated page is "Old Testament Penalties". You will find it at: www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/football-penalties-bible-cartoon Enjoy the rest of today's digest. |
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Clean Pun #0221Is the Origami Society still around? I heard they folded. |
One-liner #0684"I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned." |
Quote #1136"Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real." |
Rejecting RejectionThe next time your application for a job is rejected fill this letter out and send it back. |
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Cybersalt NewsAs you will have gathered already from the special administrative note I sent out earlier, I have transferred all of the Cybersalt Newsletters to new software that incorporates them within the same software (Joomla!) that runs the Cybersalt Site. This is not only going to allow for the introduction of new newsletter features, but it will also drastically streamline the effort and time it takes to put out our most popular newsletter; the Cybersalt Digest. I am happy to announce that with these time savings the PearlyGates list will once again be going out in the very near future. Part of moving the newsletters over to this new system included updating the entire archives of all items ever included in the Cybersalt Digest and it's predecessors. I hope that soon these archives will completely searchable online. I'll let you know when that is in place, but in the mean time you can cycle through these different areas through the following links: Clean Puns - www.cybersalt.org/entertainment/clean-puns There is plenty of new stuff on the horizon. For now, enjoy the rest of today's digest. As a professional animal trainer, I was disturbed when my own dog developed a bad habit. Every time I hung my wash out on the clothesline, she would yank it down. SubcategoriesClean Jokes Article Count: 3626Each day, enjoy a CleanLaugh here. Want the latest clean jokes e-mailed directly to you? Subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest at www.cybersaltlists.org.
 The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
 An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Christmas Jokes Article Count: 77
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection! Your Turn to Be Funny Article Count: 3It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today. Funny Elephant Pictures Article Count: 16
Are you looking for funny elephant pictures? You've come to the right place!
Cybersalt Digest Archive Article Count: 1559Games Article Count: 15Here are the games we have on the site so far. There aren't many but they're loads of fun.Funny Pictures Article Count: 679Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny. Funny Car Pictures Article Count: 169Here's where we keep our funny car pictures. Funny Cat Pictures Article Count: 231
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Funny Dog Pictures Article Count: 149
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach. Funny Horse Pictures Article Count: 24Here's our funny horse pictures collection. Funny Christmas Pictures Article Count: 53
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends. Merry Christmas! Pearly Gates Jokes Article Count: 544
Here are some clean, theologically incorrect jokes. Most of them have been featured in the PearlyGates section of the free Cybersalt Digest Newsletter - which you can subscribe to by clicking here.
FunBlog Article Count: 534When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy! Clean Puns Article Count: 1986Our collection of puns.
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Funny Signs Article Count: 167Our collection of funny signs. One-liners Article Count: 2044A great collection of clean, funny one-liners! Chicken Humor Article Count: 1Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart! |
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 