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I am now "take a picture of labels with my phone so I can blow it up bigger and read it" years old.

These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a good prank to push over the outhouse.  They crept up from an advantageous direction like a couple of commandos, pushed the outhouse over on one side and headed for the woods.  They circled round and returned home an hour later from a completely different direction thus, trying to divert suspicion from themselves.

Upon returning, their father approached them with switch in hand and bellowed, "Did you two push the outhouse over this afternoon?"

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Issue #4988

Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings, everyone!

Though you will read this news on Sunday, I am typing it on Saturday night as I usually do to get the mailing lined up to go out later while I am sleeping. This week, however, it is extra important for me to get everything typed up and ready because later tonight the men's group from our church is going to an ax and knife throwing business. It's so much easier to type while I have all my fingers!

Today's video share is of a 3 year-old violinist: it was just too cute to not share!
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~ Pastor Tim 

A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month trip to the Holy Land at my expense. When you come back, I'll have a surprise for you." The vicar accepted the offer, and he and his wife went off to the Middle East.

Three months later they returned home and were met by the wealthy parishioner, who told them that while they were gone, he had had a new church built. "It's the finest building money can buy, vicar," said the man. "No expense was spared." And he was right. It was a magnificent edifice both outside and in.

But there was one striking difference. There was only one pew, and it was at the very back. "A church with only one pew?" asked the vicar.

"You just wait until Sunday," the rich man said.

When the time came for the Sunday service, the early arrivals entered the church, filed onto the one pew and sat down. When the pew was full, a switch clicked silently, a circuit closed, the gears meshed, a belt moved and, automatically, the rear pew began to move forward. When it reached the front of the church, it came to a stop. At the same time, another empty pew came up from below at the back and more people sat down. And so it continued, pews filling and moving forwards until finally the church was full, from front to back.

"Wonderful!" said the vicar, "Marvelous!"

The service began, and the vicar started to preach his sermon. He launched into his text and, when 12 o'clock came, he was still going strong, with no end in sight. Suddenly a bell rang, and a trap door in the floor behind the pulpit dropped open.

"Wonderful!" said the congregation, "Marvelous!"

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.

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Five ants rented an apartment with another five ants. Now they're tenants.

"Do what makes you happy, because when you die, your job will be posted before your obituary."

- Unknown

 A true story from Pastor Tim...

One year, at the annual summer day camp Westside Bible Church runs, we had a set of identical twin brothers enrolled. They were 6 years old and very, very identical.

At the end of each day's schedule, all of the day camp children would gather together in our main hall and watch a slide show of pictures taken during the various activities of the day. As they watched, the children would point out individuals they recognized in the photos. On one of those days, when one of the twins was recognized, a number of children pointed to him and said, "That's you!"

Apparently it wasn't, because he replied loudly in protest, "No, that's not me. That's the other me!"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

One of my grandchildren asked me quite a penetrating question this week. Everybody knows how perceptive these little people are, especially when they are around big people. I am all for questions and answering questions and that sort of thing. Sometimes, however, the question crosses the wrong line.

“Grandpa,” one of the little people asked, “how old are you?”

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.