Medieval Knight 1: "Why are you attacking me with that block of cheddar?"
Medieval Knight 2: "It's extra sharp."
Yesterday a friend gave me a plant and said that on the day it blooms, I'll meet my soulmate. Today it was eaten by my cat.
(17) There is no "I" in "teamwork"...But there is in "management kiss-up".
(16) If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
(15) The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
(14) Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG 14 times gives you job security.
(13) If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.
(12) Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...they did it by killing all those who oppose them.
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Well, that was a day that left me too tired to type any news!
Today's video share features some pretty fun wordplay - in either direction!
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~ Pastor Tim
It’s not rocket surgery.
First, get all your ducks on the same page.
After all, you can’t make an omelette
without breaking stride.
Be sure to watch what you write
with a fine-tuned comb.
Check and re-check until the cows turn blue.
It’s as easy as falling off a piece of cake.
Don’t worry about opening up
a whole hill of beans:
you can always burn that bridge when you come to it,
if you follow where I’m coming from.
Concentrate! Keep your door closed
and your enemies closer.
Finally, don’t take the moral high horse:
if the metaphor fits, walk a mile in it.
~ Brian Bilston
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English teacher in Mexico:
“Hi kids! Today we will learn a new word: wheelchair. Does anyone want to do a sentence with that word?”
Gabriele: “I ordered a taco but my friend Juan didn’t have any money so I told him, don’t worry, wheelchair.”
Positions are temporary.
Ranks and titles are limited.
But the way you treat people will always be remembered.
- Unknown
Five years after my wife, Brigid, and I were married, we received our final wedding gift -- an ice-cream maker.
In an attempt to cover procrastination with humor, the friend who sent it included a note: "I wanted to make sure the marriage would last."
Brigid wasn't amused, but she thought the present deserved a thank-you note anyway, which she dutifully sent five years later.
Her note read: "I wanted to be sure the ice-cream maker would last."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Susan Page writes . . . .
- photo by Susan PageYears ago, when I worked in a Christian Bookstore, a title often asked for was How Shall We Then Live, written by Francis A. Schaeffer. Schaeffer was considered one of the foremost evangelical thinkers of the twentieth century. He wrote about the fate of the declining Western culture and argued that living by the Christian ethic and the Bible's morals and values is the only true solution.
Fast forward almost 50 years when this topic is just as relevant, if not more so.
Read moreThe Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
As a premed student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept.
A student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"
"To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.
Read more: Saving Lives with Physics: The Professor's Secret Weapon!
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
