Well, well, well, if it isn't the bridge I said I'd cross when I came to it.
I. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "That's a nice kitty." Drop pill into its mouth.
2. Retrieve cat from top of lamp, and pill from under the sofa.
3. Follow same procedure as in 1. but hold cat's front paws down with left hand and back paws down with elbow of right arm. Poke pill into its mouth with right forefinger.
What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?
They kaleidoscope.
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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Grandma Cybersalt was sick for a week, but she is over it now. I think I did pretty good taking care of her while she was under the weather: a testimony to all the things I have learned when she goes away for the weekend and I have to keep myself alive!
Today's video share has now sound, but if you follow the directions on screen you will get to see the "Flashed Face Distortion Effect!"
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~ Pastor Tim
- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it.
- Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old one.
- You can't win them all, but you sure can lose them all.
- The likelihood of a hard disk crash is in direct proportion to the value of the material that hasn't been backed up.
- There are only two kinds of computer users: Those whose hard disks have crashed, and those whose hard disks haven't crashed - yet.
- Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it. If you fiddle with something long enough, you'll break it.
My daughter told me there is a small get together at school on Friday.
I asked her, "How small?"
She replied, "Just you, me, and the principal."
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I still have my late grandmother in my contacts. We shouldn't have scattered her ashes on such a windy day.
"In adversity we tend to doubt God's fatherly care, but in prosperity we tend to forget it. If we are to trust God, we must acknowledge our dependence upon him at all times, good times as well as bad times."
- Jerry Bridges
A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as "guinea pigs" in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersonated wounded persons who were to be picked up and cared for by the emergency units.
One Scout was supposed to lie on the ground and await his rescuers, but the first-aid people got behind schedule, and the Scout lay "wounded" for several hours.
When the first-aid squad arrived where the casualty was supposed to be, they found nothing but a brief note:
"Have bled to death and gone home."
Only in games and tests can we delay helping the lost.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Susan Page writes . . . .
- photo by Susan PageA woman shared her experience of a time when her father was extremely ill. She was looking for answers that the medical community could not provide. Even though she felt God’s Spirit telling her to rest in Him, fix her eyes on Him, seek Him, and trust Him, she could not stop looking for a solution.
It’s human nature to want to know the answer, to try to correct or control a situation and make it right. Often, we scroll through websites, spending hours aimlessly searching, all the while becoming more anxious as we pursue a quick remedy to our problem.
Read moreThe Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
A nun stepped out of the doctor's office, saying her rosary rather loudly as she hurried down the hospital corridor.
Another doctor witnessed this, and went to ask her doctor about it.
Read more: Nun Runs Amok! Doctor's Cure is Hilariously Unorthodox! 😂
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
