After directory assistance gave Glenda her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialed him - and got a woman.
"Is Mike there?" Glenda asked.
"He's in the shower," she responded.
"Please tell him his girlfriend called," Glenda said and hung up.
When he didn't return the call, Glenda dialed again.
This time a man answered...
"This is Mike," he said.
"Hey, you're not my boyfriend!" Glenda exclaimed.
"I know, I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour."
It's career day at school and the teacher instructs his students each to stand up, state their parents' occupation, spell it and then tell what their parent would do if they were here today. 
I have a perfect body - but it's in the trunk and starting to smell.
Several American nurses were training at a hospital in Liverpool, England. These nurses had little money for meals, so they ate the awful food provided at the hospital complex, and sometimes kindly visitors would give them some of the treats they had brought for patients who had not wanted to eat them.
Strategic Defense in the Space Age - by Ray Gunn
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