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Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to March!
I don't know if it's the case where you live, but here at CyberSalt World Headquarters, we changed the clocks forward an hour last night in keeping with Daylight Saving Time. I much prefer when we turn the clocks back an hour in the fall and gain an hour of sleep. But lately, I've been doing much better at getting to bed earlier and enjoying the benefits of feeling more awake during the day, and so I had motivation to go to bed early last night as well. (As I'm writing this on Saturday evening, hopefully I was successful.) This is not to say I haven't been working some late nights, just fewer of them.
There is no video share today because apparently I didn't watch anything this week that I found interesting enough to add to the list to share with everyone. I could have gone looking for one, but that would have kept me up later. As a substitute, I hope you will enjoy this picture I took of a sunset early last week.
Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.
~ Pastor Tim
Mr. Sugarbrown's Daughter
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown."
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"
She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
One-Liner #1906
So why is it that when Star Trek 'boldly go where no one has gone before' they always find someone there?
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Lost and Fizzy🥤
My friend Sarah left her bottle of Pepsi at a rest stop about 60 miles south of Tampa. That's where Sarah's soda is.
Quote #2341
"Thankfulness is a flower which will never bloom well except upon a root of deep humility."
- J.C. Ryle
Laws of the Toddler
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
8. If I think it's mine, it's mine.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
A Needle Named Miss Ouch
My father has been gone for 15 years. It hardly seems that long, but time goes by, and you can’t stop it.
One of my father’s “jokes” was, “Son, I’m so sick and tired of being sick and tired.” Then he would laugh, and I would, of course, join in with his laughter. Although I was laughing, I did not get the punch line.
I may be getting a little closer to understanding that joke, but believe me, I’m not laughing.
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A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."
So why is it that when Star Trek 'boldly go where no one has gone before' they always find someone there?
My friend Sarah left her bottle of Pepsi at a rest stop about 60 miles south of Tampa. That's where Sarah's soda is.
Mrs. Smith was a hypochondriac. Dr. Jones was fed up with her constant complaints about non-existent illnesses, so he started palming her off with a mild sedative to keep her happy.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 