Honest Toy Disclaimers
* No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product.
* Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks.
* Caution: Care Bears do not actually care very much.
* Warning: This toy produces substantially less childish glee in real life than it does in the TV commercial.
* Do not purchase this toy at all. Put it back on the shelf! NOW!! Just walk away, timid little man.
* Do not stare at product. Hey! You're doing it now! Cut that out!!
* In case of breakage, scream until dad buys a replacement.
* Not to be taken internally, literally or seriously.
* Use as an actual terrorist device not recommended.
* Do not attempt to combine your Ultra Mega Warrior with your cat to make Ultra Mega Cat Warrior.
* NOTE: The makers of "Queen Amidala's Naboo Dream Palace" assume no responsibility for the quality of the movie which spawned it.
* Some assimilation required. Resistance is futile.
I would like to join whatever weight loss program my wallet is on because its working wonders.
Bad Omen! That's a bad Omen! (Never adopt a dog named Omen.)
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words." 
Jane had developed a system for labeling homemade freezer meals. She would carefully note in large clear letters, "Meatloaf," "Pot Roast," "Steak and Vegetables," "Chicken and Dumplings," or "Beef Pot Pie."
Cybersalt is excited to announce that September 28, 2013 is the 15th anniversary of the Cybersalt Site! To celebrate we're giving away 3 prizes ($75, $50, and $25) to randomly drawn people who have subscribed to, plussed, or liked Cybersalt newsletters or pages. Watch this video (
Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the midwest, my friend trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette.
"Men say that women should come with instructions, but have you ever seen a man read instructions?"
Does this Greek sweatshirt make me look frat?
"You know your growing in grace when people notice that you've stopped correcting there mistakes."
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 