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In Today's Issue
Hey look, it's me! Yes, after a super busy summer I'm trying to get into the swing of sending out mailings again. I have so many things to catch up on.
First of all, when I do make new pages on the Cybersalt Site (or find great links to share) I put them out on social media. If you care to do so, you can follow Cybersalt on these channels:
Twitter - @cybersalt
Facebook - www.facebook.com/cybersaltsite
Google+ - Cybersalt on Google Plus
Secondly, while Grandma Cybersalt and I were walking around Victoria BC's inner harbour on our 28th anniversary, I found a guy making really cool wooden pendants out of old postage stamps. I was so impressed with them I told him I was going to tell you about them. Head on over to check them out at:
www.etsy.com/ca/shop/woodbeedesign
Speaking of Grandma Cybersalt, she and I have a second grandchild - our first granddaughter! Eleanor Susanna was born to our son and daughter-in-law, Clayton and Rebecca, on June 23rd. Neither of us is desperate to actually look as old as all this makes us sound.
Also speaking of Grandma Cybersalt - she did the ALS Icebucket Challenge the other day. You may get a kick out of hearing her screaming in this video:
youtu.be/GNXU_cdEe6M
Finally, even though school is not back in my province of British Columbia (due to an ongoing bitter and protracted labour dispute) it is back in most places - and not too soon as you can see in this funny picture on the Cybersalt site:
www.cybersalt.org/993
That's all the news for now. Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
Came the first day, he eagerly went off and came back home with a lot of glowing reports about school. Next morning when she woke him up, he asked "What for?" She told him it was time to get ready for school. "What? Again?" he asked.Beginning School
Tommy had reached school age. His mother managed with a blast of propaganda to make him enthusiastic about the idea. She bought him lots of new clothes, told him of the new friends he'd meet and so on.
One-liner #0957
If you have to tell me what the rules are, at least use proper grammar....Thems the rules.
Ego
There is no "i" in "ego."
Quote #1405
"If they are wrong they need your prayers all the more; and if they are your enemies, then you are under orders to pray for them."
- C. S. Lewis
You want me to go into that room with all those kids, and fill their every waking moment with a love for learning. And I'm supposed to instil a sense of pride in their ethnicity, modify their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse and even censor their T-shirt messages and dress habits. You want me to wage a war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, check their backpacks for weapons of mass destruction, and raise their self-esteem. [gbwl]You want me to teach them patriotism, good citizenship, sportsmanship, fair play, how to register to vote, how to balance a checkbook, and how to apply for a job. I am to check their heads for lice, maintain a safe environment, recognize signs of anti-social behavior, make sure all students pass the mandatory state exams, even those who don't come to school regularly or complete any of their assignments. Plus, I am to make sure that all of the students with handicaps get an equal education regardless of the extent of their mental or physical handicap. And I am to communicate regularly with the parents by letter, telephone, newsletter and report card. All of this I am to do with just a piece of chalk, a computer, a few books, a bulletin board, a big smile AND on a starting salary that qualifies my family for food stamps! You want me to do all of this and yet, you expect me..... NOT TO PRAY?"Prayer In School
Being interviewed by the school administration, the eager teaching prospect said: "Let me see if I've got this right.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
There is no "i" in "ego."
If you have to tell me what the rules are, at least use proper grammar....Thems the rules.
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
