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There is a new inspiring video on the Cybersalt site today. It features some young boys teaching a lesson that some older men really need to relearn. You will find "Hit her, hard" at:
www.cybersalt.org/adry
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   ÂToday's CleanLaugh
Pastoral Visit
After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital.
He greeted her with a hug and a kiss, and gave her another hug and kiss when he left.
Later, the wife's roommate commented:
"Your pastor is sure friendlier than mine."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0960
Here, let me show you how to micromanage.
Today's Clean Pun
Get Rid of Margarine
If we got rid of all the margarine, the world would be a butter place.
Today's Quote
Quote #1408
"However you choose to pray for your children, just know that when you do this, it is a sweet fragrance to the Lord."
- Whitney Lett
Today's Illustration
Sharing and Loving From The Heart
Father O'Shea, the parish priest in the village, was giving a sermon about charity. He said, "The trouble with the world today is that some people have too much and others have too little. We must give of ourselves and our worldly goods to help the less fortunate."
He said to Harrigan, "If you had ten thousand pounds, wouldn't you give half of it to the poor?"
He said, "I would that, Father."
The priest said, "If you had two greyhounds, wouldn't you give one of them to your neighbour next door?"
Harrigan said, "No."
The priest said, "And why not?"
He said, "I have two greyhounds."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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If we got rid of all the margarine, the world would be a butter place.
The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated:
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 