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Happy birthday to Grandma Cybersalt! I'm not going to tell you how old she is, but I will say she isn't 12, 15, or 21 and that she's better than ever. I still can't believe I get to be her husband.
There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. You'll find "Hawk Attacks Drone" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/hawk-attacks-drone
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Movie Critic
I overheard two children discussing their selection in the video area of a store.
One boy took Disney's CINDERELLA off the shelf, pointed to the drawing of the title character on the cover, and said, "Oh, she's really good. I saw her in ALICE IN WONDERLAND."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0978
"If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side."
– Stuart Turner
Today's Clean Pun
Pullover Gift
My brother's a cop: Thought I'd buy him a pullover sweater for Christmas.
Today's Quote
Quote #1426
"We can’t expect the nation to operate by Christian principles… but we can expect this of the church."
- Philip Yancey
Today's Illustration
Arrogance
I've long maintained that the distinction between "professionals" and "amateurs" is often very slight, often amounting to little more than that the former are paid and the latter are not. This is in no small measure because professional arrogance has been known to become intolerable if left unchecked.
So it happened that a patient was making his first visit to the doctor. "And whom," began the physician with utmost dignity, "did you consult about your illness before you came to me?"
"Only the pharmacist down at the corner," replied the patient.
The doctor could not conceal his contempt for the medical advice of the great "unwashed," who are not qualified to practice medicine.
"And what sort of ridiculous advice did that fool give you?"
"He told me," replied the patient innocently, "to come and see you ..."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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If you see me wearing an ephod, I'm just doing it to be Aaronic.
Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin and muffins are healthy; You’re welcome.
Here is an explanation of the school homework policy:
"It’s easy to love and serve a sexy church. But to love and serve a struggling one, that’s another level of Christ-likeness."
I've got 3 TVs, cable and a satellite dish. I have 3 phone lines in the house, a cell phone and one in the car.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 