Inspiration

"The only accidents are the ones you make in your pants."
Ari K, age 7

"Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals."
Donna Maria G, age 9

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you."
Rob P, age 8

"If life gives you nothing but lemons, make up a better shopping list for it."
Steven B, age 8

After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge's bench.

"Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from 'innocent' to 'guilty' of the charges."

The judge angrily banged his fist on the desk. "If you're guilty, why didn't you say so in the first place and save this court a lot of time and inconvenience?" he demanded.

Harrison looked up wide-eyed and stated, "Well, when the trial started I thought I was innocent, but that was before I heard all the evidence against me."

"The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will make you an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you."

- Werner Heisenberg, father of Quantum Physics

My son came home from school one day,
with a smirk upon his face.
He'd decided he was smart enough,
to put me in my place.

"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'