There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard. I'm sure you've all received their applications in the mail.
However, I'm here to advertise a different card. You see, my life is a product for others to see. I'm a card-carrying representative for the Master's Card. That's right, the MASTER'S CARD.

An elderly lady came to see a young male doctor with her husband. After the consultation was finished, the elderly man suddenly asked the doctor for a piece of paper and a pen. Although a strange request, he complied, and the man quickly wrote something, then handed the folded piece of paper to the doctor. He told him to read it as soon as they had left.
A man walked into a bakery, carrying a pie box. He approached the clerk at the counter.