Inspiration

"Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account."

- Oscar Wilde

After moving into our new office space, I was given the job of completing an Occupational Health and Safety report about the building. I discovered that the building had been built with no fire exit!

If a fire starts at the entrance, the only way out would be to smash through the manager's office window. So I put these comments down and submitted my report to the manager before it got sent to head office.

In all seriousness, he added the following comment to the head office about smashing the window:

"Please confirm that this is an acceptable option by returning your approval."

"Safe migration cannot be limited to the global elite."

-António Guterres, UN Secretary-General

Laura and Freddy are cousins, and their grandma is babysitting them for the day.

Although Freddy's mom is the renowned chef in the family, Laura's mom prepared lunch earlier, including potatoes in the oven. But one fell and got badly burnt. Grandma jumped on the occasion to show the kids how to draw with it on a piece of paper.

Sad, Freddy observed:

"My mom would NEVER burn potatoes for me!"