Did Jesus use a modem, for the sermon on the mount?
Did He ever use a broadcast fax, to get His message out?
Did disciples carry cell phones, as they went about?
Did Jesus use a modem, for the sermon on the Mount?
Did the Apostle use a laptop, with lots of RAM and ROM?
Did he use an email alias such as [email protected]?
Did the man from Macedonia send an email saying "come"?
Did the Apostle use a laptop with lots of RAM and ROM?

A good friend was waiting nearby while his young son prayed silently before going to bed. Suddenly the boy burst out laughing.
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty. He said...no.