Inspiration

An elderly lady came to see a young male doctor with her husband. After the consultation was finished, the elderly man suddenly asked the doctor for a piece of paper and a pen. Although a strange request, he complied, and the man quickly wrote something, then handed the folded piece of paper to the doctor. He told him to read it as soon as they had left.

"I have a great need for Christ. I have a great Christ for my need."

- C. H. Spurgeon

A man walked into a bakery, carrying a pie box. He approached the clerk at the counter.

The clerk said, 'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?"

The man replied, "I want my money back! I bought this pie here yesterday."

The clerk looked at him and said, "But, where's the PIE?"

The man said, "I ate it! ALL of it!"

So the clerk asked him why he thought he should get his money back if he had eaten the whole thing.

"See here on the box? It says it's supposed to feed 6 people! I am NOT 6 people!"

"Make New Year's goals. Dig within, and discover what you would like to have happen in your life this year.
This helps you do your part.
It is an affirmation that you're interested in fully living life in the year to come."

- Melodie Beattie