Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone.
Rev. James Snyder recently had a drunk call him at 2:37 in the morning to ask a question about Jonah and the whale. I suppose that is one of the hazards of putting your phone number at the end of article you post online. The episode was a reminder to him that anyone who sincerely inquires of God receives an answer. You can read more about the whole episode in "Would You Like A Burp With That Hiccup?" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/would-you-like-a-burp-with-that-hiccup
The next message in my "Hall of Faith" series from Hebrews 11 is on the Westside Bible Church site. You can listen to "Noah - Hall of Faith" at:
www.westsidefamily.org/messages/noah-hall-of-faith
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Help Desk
A man who worked the help desk for a large company received a call one day from a co-worker who called him because she couldn't figure out why her computer wouldn't come on.
So he asked her, "Did you plug it in?"
"Yes."
He then asked her, "Did you turn in on?"
She said, "Yes. What do you think I am? Some kind of goober?"
So, he went to her cubicle to take a look at her computer.
She was perplexed. "See? I plugged the computer into the surge protector."
The guy goes, "Yea, but you plugged the surge protector into itself."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1174
They say you're not supposed to go to the grocery store when you're hungry; it's been several days now ... what should I do?
Today's Clean Pun
Amazing Product
Whiteboards ... they're remarkable.
Today's Quote
Quote #1621
"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches."
- Unknown
Today's Illustration
How to Fast
Fast from judging others;
Feast on Christ dwelling in them.
Fast from apparent darkness;
Feast on the reality of light.
Fast from pessimism;
Feast on optimism.
Fast from thoughts of illness;
Feast on the healing power of God.
Fast from words that pollute;
Feast on phrases that purify.
Fast from anger;
Feast on patience.
Fast from worry;
Feast on Divine Providence.
Fast from unrelenting pressure;
Feast on unceasing prayer.
Fast from negatives;
Feast on positives.
Fast from complaining;
Feast on appreciation.
Fast from hostility;
Feast on non-resistance.
Fast from bitterness;
Feast on forgiveness.
Fast from anxiety;
Feast on hope.
Fast from yourself;
Feast on a silent heart.
- Unknown
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