An annotated thermometer:
(degrees Fahrenheit, then Celsius)
+50 / +10
* New York tenants turn on the heat
* Thunder Bayites plant gardens
+40 / +4
* Californians shiver uncontrollably
* Canadians sunbathe
+35 / +2
* Italian cars don't start
+32 / 0
* Distilled water freezes
+30 / -1
* You can see your breath
* You plan a vacation in Florida
* Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
* Thunder Bayites eat ice cream
They should send "Get Well Soon" cards to people who forgot to pay their water bill.
The Lord Mayor of London is being shown around a London hospital. Towards the end of the visit, he is shown into a ward with a number people with no obvious signs of injury or disease.
He goes to greet the first patient and the chap replies: "Fair fa' your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain e' the puddin' race!"
The Mayor, being somewhat confused goes to the next patient and greets him. The patient replies: "Some hae meat, and canna eat, and some wad eat that want it."The third starts rattling off: "Wee sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!"
The Lord Mayor turns to the doctor and asks: "Is this mental ward?"
"No" the doctor replies, "It's the Burns unit."
A wonderful variation of the Gus Kahn and Harry M. Woods song from 1927, "Side By Side."
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
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Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
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A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
I want to grow my own food but I can’t find any bacon seeds.