Preamble: As I hope you know, understand, and even appreciate, the PearlyGates list/section features clean, theologically and/or politically incorrect jokes and humor. I mention this as an introduction to how I came to hear this joke.
If you follow Cybersalt on Facebook, you may have seen a link that was shared to an article entitled "10 Reasons Why Jesus would never win the American evangelical vote." This spurred some comments and discussion and at the end of one post by Kyle Hawkins (shout out to Kyle!) he shared this joke.
I mention this because if you don't like this joke you can go to that Facebook discussion and flame Kyle instead of me, lol. While you are there, I hope you'll also praise Kyle for the gentle and gracious manner in which he took part in the discussion. And, yes, basically I also trying to get you to follow Cybersalt on FaceBook.

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