Self-annihilating DescriptionFrom here on down, it's uphill all the way.
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Sunday greetings everyone!
This week the premier of our province called a snap election for October 24th - you know because nothing else big is going on right now, lol.
But seriously, what a grind we are all living in right now as thing upon thing upon thing lands on our plate. And there's no guarantee that there aren't more surprises lurking around some next moment yet to happen.
Today's video share features a song that reminds us to look up at the stars in times of confusion and fear, and remember we are being kept by the One who loves us more than the stars in His hands. These are beautiful words sung beautifully.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/C59wD49WBNs
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't have change for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan mopping the base's corridor floors, and asked him, "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Private Duncan replied, "Sure. "
The Corporal turned red. He said, "That's no way to address a superior officer! Now let's try it again. Private, do you have change for a dollar?"
Private Duncan replied, "No, SIR!"
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My three year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training, and I was on him constantly about it.
One day, we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny. So, of course, I checked my seven-month-old daughter. She was clean.
Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him, and he said "No."
I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident," and I didn't have any clothes with me. Then I said, "Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?"
"No," he replied. I just knew that he must have, because the smell was getting worse.
So I asked one more time: "Matt, did you have an accident?"
This time, with a little smirk on his face, he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and yelled, "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST GAS!!"
While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified! But some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had.
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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
The other night the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were watching the news on TV. All it showed was riots, looting, and chaos, which has become the normal. When will they ever get back to broadcasting good news?
After a while, I heard a deep sigh on the other side of the room, and somebody say, "What's wrong with people?"
Being a veteran husband, I knew that was not a question I was supposed to respond to with a very logical answer. I knew the person asking that question was not looking for any response from me. I kept from looking in her direction.
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Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't have change for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan mopping the base's corridor floors, and asked him, "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Private Duncan replied, "Sure. "
The Corporal turned red. He said, "That's no way to address a superior officer! Now let's try it again. Private, do you have change for a dollar?"
Private Duncan replied, "No, SIR!"
A letter carrier's career is a mail-dominated profession.
Self-annihilating CommandMen, women, and children first.
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Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
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Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
