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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Welcome to autumn in the Northern Hemisphere and spring in the Southern. I am sure you "Southerners" are excited to get back outdoors after a long winter inside.

Here at Cybersalt World Headquarters we are already getting our first fall storm systems coming in off of the Northern Pacific. Grandma Cybersalt is getting ready to process a bumper crop of apples from the backyard. It's amazing how things grow when you water them during the summer!

BTW, do you know what I find is one of the greatest challenges of marking the change of the seasons and all these hemispherical references? It's properly capitalizing (or not) each term in different uses. I've tried my best - but not too much because I like to keep J. Pierce on his toes!

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the ultra sticky kind. Written in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon! Luv, from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week!"

Self-annihilating Command

Authorized parking is forbidden!

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Notice! Take lettuce from top of stack, or heads will roll!

"Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your god."

- Martin Luther

"Well, I reckon you've been a pretty good horse," said the farmer. "You work hard and I ain't had to call the vet on you much. I only wish you pulled the plow a little faster."

"NO!" said the horse, "I said 'feedbag' not 'feedback'."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

For some reason, this week, I had been thinking of my maternal grandfather. I was named after him, and therefore we had a connection.

I was thinking about him because this month I turned the same age as he was when he passed. I hope there's no connection there.

As a young boy, I would spend a month, every summer at my grandparents. They lived up in the mountains of Pennsylvania in a long valley. My grandfather was a farmer, and his primary income was his dairy cows. He taught me how to milk cows, and he did it the old-fashioned, hands-on way.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.