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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
I know I have been sharing videos on Sundays, but today I thought I share the surprise birthday video my sister and I made for my mom's 80th birthday last Saturday.
I think there are some entertaining parts to it - including an appearance by Canada's Prime Minister.
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
A Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said, "Guess what? I've found a great job. It has a 10 a.m. start, a 2 p.m. finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week!"
"That's great," his wife said.
"Yeah, I thought so too," he agreed. "You start Monday."
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1484
So in retrospect, in 2015, not a single person got the answer right to, "Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"
Today's Clean Pun
Midnight Hopes
Sir Lancelot dreamed about overthrowing King Arthur.
It was a mid-slumber knights scheme.
Today's Quote
Quote #1922
"If we do not steadily minister in everyday opportunities, we will do nothing when the crisis comes."
- Oswald Chambers
Today's Illustration
Fatherly Approval
A good friend of mine warned me that, as my three daughters became old enough to date, I'd disapprove of every young man who took them out. When the time came, I was pleased that my friend's prediction was wrong. Each boy was pleasant and well mannered.
Talking to my daughter Joanna one day, I said that I liked all the young men she and her sisters brought home.
"You know, Dad," she replied, "we don't show you everybody."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
Two years ago a man and woman had just won the lottery. He was at work when the lottery office phoned their home to inform them of the win.
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