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Sunday greetings everyone!

Last weekend I was one of the speakers in a 24-Hour online event which was put on to replacement a conference planned for Portugal, but cancelled due to the pandemic. My topic was "How to Help People Who Need Help with Joomla", the software that was the focus of the conference.

However, the principles and philosophies I spoke of apply to helping people in many different contexts. So I thought I would share that video with you this week.

Rev. James Snyder has gotten more comfortable with his pajamas than some other people. You can read "Casual Is Not Always Appropriate" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/casual-is-not-always-appropriate

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Subway Drop

The Manhattan Commuter train was packed. Suddenly there was a jingle on the floor. Most necks were craned. One elderly gentleman, however, bent down and picked something up.

"Did anyone drop a toonie?" he asked.

"I did," answered three men at once.

"Well," said the elderly gent with a smile, "here's a dime of it."

Today's One Liner

One-Liner #1481

This is the first year I'm not going to Fiji due to COVID-19;
I usually don't go because I'm poor.

Today's Clean Pun

Damp Advice

Never use wet wood in your fireplace.

You should always let weeping logs dry.

Today's Quote

Quote #1919

"Leaders who don't listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say."

- Andy Stanley

Today's Illustration

God's Indwelling, The Holy Spirit

This morning around 11 am, my 12 year old son, Michael, and I stopped at a coffee shop so I could get some coffee. Michael came in with me and spied the Chocolate Oreo brownie.

I rarely splurge on treats like this, but since his brother and Dad were away on a scout camp trip, I decided I would pamper Michael a bit and get it for him.

When he was half done, I realized he hadn't even had breakfast yet!

I said "Michael, you need to take care of your body, and breakfast is included in that taking care of it. Your body is the Temple of the Holy Spirit."

After a very short pause, he replied: "But Mom, the Holy Spirit wasn't hungry this morning."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.

This is the first year I'm not going to Fiji due to COVID-19;
I usually don't go because I'm poor.

The Manhattan Commuter train was packed. Suddenly there was a jingle on the floor. Most necks were craned. One elderly gentleman, however, bent down and picked something up.

"Did anyone drop a toonie?" he asked.

"I did," answered three men at once.

"Well," said the elderly gent with a smile, "here's a dime of it."

Never use wet wood in your fireplace.

You should always let weeping logs dry.