A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very worried and all strung out.
She rattled off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?"
The doctor looked her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly said,
"Well, I can tell you one thing . . . there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."
When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said, "Have you tried euthanasia?" and in the background, my mom yelled, "For the last time, it's echinacea!"
A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?"
To test my faith, I sometimes look right at the 1% milk and ask, "Wilt thou be made whole??"
The future isn't what it used to be.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 