People often ask me why I prefer to teach math instead of English.
I tell them it's because fractions speak louder than verbs.
I find it hard to believe that bears made porridge and the only thing wrong with it was the temperature.
A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.
The attorney asked, "May I help you?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."
The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres."
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
I am so close to being caught up on work - at least work that is tyrannically reminding my mind that it needs to be done right away! I am ending today with 4 emails in my inbox - after dealing with about 40 new ones today.
Thinking about riding the mountain coaster in today's video share makes me feel the same way the news from the first week of 2026 has: no thanks, I'll pass! (Of course, no such viable option is possible with the news.)
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.
~ Pastor Tim
"Can you fax the documents over to me?"
"Sorry I can't fax from where I live."
"Oh, well where do you live?"
"2026. I live in 2026, Suzanne."
I just bought my coworker a "get better soon" card. They aren't sick, I just think they could do better.
I love jokes about eyes. The cornea the better.
"When you realize that each day is not one more day. It's one less. You will start giving more value to the things that truly matter."
- unknown
I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers.
I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain, nor the future with its untold stories.
But I can be there now when you need me to care.
I can't keep your feet from stumbling.
I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall.
Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine;
Yet I can share in your laughter.
Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge;
I can only support you, encourage you, and help you when you ask.
I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship, from your values, from me.
I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you.
I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you,
But I can give you the room to change, room to grow, room to be yourself.
I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting,
But I can cry with you and help you pick up the pieces and put them back in place.
I can't tell you who you are.
I can only love you and be your friend.
- attr. Adam Clarke
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Susan Page writes . . . .
It was a typical Sunday afternoon, until it wasn’t.
While talking on the phone with a dear friend, a text came through informing me of another friend’s sudden passing.
At first, I could not grasp this news. I knew my friend was battling a respiratory flu virus, as I had been texting her during the week and spoke to her just the day before. She sounded like she had laryngitis, and the last thing she said before we ended our call was, “Thank you so much for calling.”
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I just bought my coworker a "get better soon" card. They aren't sick, I just think they could do better.
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
