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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
We are continuing to enjoy a very mild winter at Cybersalt World Headquarters, but we may end up paying for that this summer because we don't have much snow pack in the mountains. Many cities on our island depend on that melting in the summer months for their water supply!
Today's video share is about a photographer who was accused of faking flamingos!
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.
~ Pastor Tim
A Ridiculous List
To err is human, to forgive is divine,
to moo is bovine,
to bleat is ovine,
to oink is porcine,
to howl is lupine
to bark is canine,
to purr is feline.
This list is asinine.
One-Liner #1996
On the first day of my flying lessons, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, "What are all these buttons for?"
He said, "Those are to keep your shirt closed."
The Official Term
What do you call someone who tells Dad Jokes, but isn't a dad?
A Faux Pa
Quote #2432
Me: "I need some help around here!"
Also Me: "No, not like that ... Here, I'll do it."
Mistakes
If an engineer makes a mistake,
It is a new venture!
If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a new invention!
If an explorer makes a mistake,
It's a new discovery!
If a driver makes a mistake,
It is an accident!
If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a new law!
If a professor makes a mistake,
It is a new theory!
If a hairstylist makes a mistake,
It's a new style!
If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a new fashion!
If parents make a mistake,
It is a new generation!
If the boss makes a mistake,
It is our mistake!
If an employee makes a mistake,
Now, that is a "MISTAKE!"
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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
What It Was, Was a Coughing and Sneezing Contest
The New Year started rather nicely for us. After all the exciting holiday activities, it was nice to settle into a more relaxed frame of mind. We had a whole week before us with nothing really to do and no place to go. What could be better?
I like it when there's not much to do, but The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has a very opposite view. If she's not doing something in her craft room, she can't handle it.
However, some things have a way of changing.
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On the first day of my flying lessons, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, "What are all these buttons for?"
To err is human, to forgive is divine,
What do you call someone who tells Dad Jokes, but isn't a dad?
Don't be too quick to be offended - you'll find a list of things men will never say at:
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 