I think Santa Claus is a woman....
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.
Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!
For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. It's as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they--with amazing calm--call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree.
My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun; your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up. I'm getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
“Jesus Christ became Incarnate for one purpose, to make a way back to God that man might stand before Him as He was created to do, the friend and lover of God Himself.”
To your enemy, forgiveness.
Christmas is my favorite holiday. A time of celebration and enjoying family time together.
My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun; your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up. I'm getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
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