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Sunday greetings everyone!
There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday because there was no internet at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Even though we still had data on our phones, I skipped the complication of working around that and gave myself the day off.
Today's video share had me asking, "Would I get in this to go to an appointment?" Would you?
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.
~ Pastor Tim
A Morgue Story
I knew a guy who worked in a morgue. When he was new to the job his coworkers encouraged him to prank the boss by getting on a slab in one of the drawers to jump-scare him when he pulled him out.
So he strips off, lies on the slab, and the coworkers cover him up, slide the slab away and close the door.
Thing is, inside the storage there are no walls between the slabs, so he's lying there in the dark with all the corpses becoming increasingly anxious.
After about 5 minutes the corpse next to him says, "Cold in here, isn't it?" and he sat up so fast he nearly knocked himself out.
It was his boss on the slab next to him.
One-Liner #1992
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark, so in a triathlon it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
My Office Name
My boss calls me "The computer" because I go to sleep when left unattended for 15 minutes.
Quote #2428
Do the right thing.
The law is almost always a lower standard than ethics.
When companies justify uncomfortable decisions as "legal," it doesn't make those decisions right.
- origin is unknown, but is used by leadership author & speaker Simon Sinek
Kind Gesture
I sat by a lovely man from Australia during the opening ceremonies of the Olympic Games. He kept pulling out new flags from his bag and waving them. I asked him about it and he said,
"I bring the 9 smallest nations flags with me as they won't have many people in the stands."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
I Didn’t Have Google, I Had Grandma
It was Thursday, and as usual, I was busy working on weekend projects. My biggest project, of course, was my Sunday sermon. Most people don't understand the amount of hard work that goes into preparing a Sunday sermon. And I work hard.
I was spending time researching some ideas on Google. I spend a lot of time on Google because it helps with my research. I'm able to find certain subjects very quickly.
Read moreThe Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
My boss calls me "The computer" because I go to sleep when left unattended for 15 minutes.
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark, so in a triathlon it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
I knew a guy who worked in a morgue. When he was new to the job his coworkers encouraged him to prank the boss by getting on a slab in one of the drawers to jump-scare him when he pulled him out.
A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.
I find it hard to believe that bears made porridge and the only thing wrong with it was the temperature.
People often ask me why I prefer to teach math instead of English.
"When the song of the angel is stilled,
In 1984, college freshman Michael Cole bought two $8.50 tickets to the Chicago Bulls’ season opener, the NBA debut of a rookie named Michael Jordan.
It was New Year's Day, and I got up before The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. I poured my coffee and then sat in my easy chair to reflect on the day.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 