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Entertainment

Things Women Will Never Say

ear protectionDon't be too quick to be offended - you'll find a list of things men will never say at:
www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/things-men-will-never-say

You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch football again?

While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

  • Pearly Gates Jokes
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5081 - February 1, 2026

The Cybersalt Digest

Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone - and welcome to February (don't blink!)

Psychology of People Who Don't Obsess Over SportsThere is a bunch of bonus material in today's mailing. For some reason Susan Page's most recent article did not make it into last Chicken Thursday's mailing, so you will find it below.

Also, my friend Juan Ruiz has completed his second YouTube video as he works through the book, "52 Bible Verses for Men." That will appear below as well!

Today's video share is about sports and some theories about why some of us are crazy for them and others not so much.
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest. 

~ Pastor Tim 


Perspective 2

A train tunnel in the daytime with the tiniest glimmer of light at the far end.A Pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

An Optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

A Realist sees a freight train.

The train driver sees 3 nitwits standing on the tracks.


One-Liner #1994

A middle-aged bald man with glasses in a blue striped shirt & tie looking directly at us.To everyone who wrote "stay cool" in my high school yearbook - I have some devastating news...


52 Songs week 2 Stand Firm: Finding Victory When Opposition Hits

52bvfm 002Welcome to week two. I’ve got to be honest—preparing for this video and song was a battle. I faced a lot of distractions, and maybe even some opposition. It’s what happens, I think, when you try to do something spiritual and give yourself fully to the work of the Lord. You get attacked. But here we are.

Let me start by reciting this week’s verse from memory. I’ll even close my eyes so you know I’m not cheating!

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Domicile Directions

A black and white image of a smart looking middle-aged woman looking over the top of her glasses with a smile.I'm currently reading a book on Do-It-Yourself house construction.

By Bill Jerome Holmes


Quote #2430

CH Spurgeon"For us to hate those who are in error, or talk of them with contempt or wish them ill, or do them wrong, is not according to the Spirit of Christ. You cannot cast out Satan by Satan, nor correct error by violence, nor overcome hate by hate. The conquering weapon of the Christian is love."

- Charles Spurgeon


A Simple Game Teaches Kids About Fear and Division

class highschoolOne of my friends told me about a powerful lesson in her daughter's high school class recently. They're learning about the Salem Witch Trials, and their teacher told them they were going to play a game.

"I'm going to come around and whisper to each of you whether you're a witch or a regular person. Your goal is to build the largest group possible that does NOT have a witch in it. At the end, any group found to include a witch gets a failing grade."

The teens dove into grilling each other. One fairly large group formed, but most of the students broke into small, exclusive groups, turning away anyone they thought gave off even a hint of guilt.

"Okay," the teacher said. "You've got your groups. Time to find out which ones fail. All witches, please raise your hands."

No one raised a hand.

The kids were confused and told the teacher he'd messed up the game.

"Did I? Was anyone in Salem an actual witch? Or did everyone just believe what they'd been told?"

And that is how you teach kids how easy it is to divide a community.

Keep being welcoming, beautiful people. Shunning, scapegoating and dividing destroys far more than they protect. 

‍Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


R‍ev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

What It Was, Was a Coughing and Sneezing Contest

An elderly couple outdoors, she's sitting on a swing and he is standing beside her, they're looking at each other happily.The New Year started rather nicely for us. After all the exciting holiday activities, it was nice to settle into a more relaxed frame of mind. We had a whole week before us with nothing really to do and no place to go. What could be better?

I like it when there's not much to do, but The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has a very opposite view. If she's not doing something in her craft room, she can't handle it.

However, some things have a way of changing.

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Susan Page writes . . . . 

Perspective

lake snowIt was frigid—bone-chilling—and we had another heavy snowfall. When I opened my garage door, I quickly realized that looking at the big picture wouldn’t be helpful. Instead, I needed to focus on just one shovel of snow at a time. Blinders would have been useful, so that I wouldn’t see to the left or right. What really helped was the beautiful sunshine and blue skies that had appeared after the storm.

So, I shoveled, thanking the Lord for strength and His hand of protection. When the task was completed, I headed out for a good trudge through the snow, feeling like a kid again.

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The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

One-Liner #1994

A middle-aged bald man with glasses in a blue striped shirt & tie looking directly at us.To everyone who wrote "stay cool" in my high school yearbook - I have some devastating news...

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Why I Only Get Sick on Work Days

Black and white photo of a man in his 30s with black hair, glasses and short facial hair looking off to the side thinking.My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days.

I said it's probably because of my weekend immune system.

  • Clean Puns
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  • Boss Jokes

Perspective 2

A train tunnel in the daytime with the tiniest glimmer of light at the far end.A Pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

An Optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

A Realist sees a freight train.

The train driver sees 3 nitwits standing on the tracks.

  • Clean Jokes
  • Train Jokes
  • Definition One-liners
  1. The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5080 - January 29, 2026
  2. One-Liner #1995
  3. Ah, the Irony 😂
  4. Careful What You Wish For!

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Clean Jokes Article Count:  3626

Each day, enjoy a CleanLaugh here. Want the latest clean jokes e-mailed directly to you?  Subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest at www.cybersaltlists.org.

 

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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4685
 

  

Christmas Jokes Article Count:  77

a picture of christmas ballsWe think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.

If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!

Your Turn to Be Funny Article Count:  3

It's your turn to be funny.  Submit your funny caption today.

Funny Elephant Pictures Article Count:  16

Are you looking for funny elephant pictures?  You've come to the right place!

Cybersalt Digest Archive Article Count:  1572

Games Article Count:  15

Here are the games we have on the site so far.  There aren't many but they're loads of fun.

Funny Pictures Article Count:  679

Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow.  We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often.  Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.

Funny Car Pictures Article Count:  169

Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.

Funny Cat Pictures Article Count:  231

catmelonhead150x127.jpgOver the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.

And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.

  

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
ss tire ski jump

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4685

 

 

 

Funny Dog Pictures Article Count:  149

dog_maggie.jpgSome say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.

It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.

Funny Horse Pictures Article Count:  24

Here's our funny horse pictures collection.

Funny Christmas Pictures Article Count:  53

christmas cakeWe think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.

We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.

Merry Christmas!

Pearly Gates Jokes Article Count:  544

Here are some clean, theologically incorrect jokes.  Most of them have been featured in the PearlyGates section of the free Cybersalt Digest Newsletter - which you can subscribe to by clicking here.

FunBlog Article Count:  533

When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here.  If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!

Cartoons Article Count:  3119

These are some of our favorite cartoons.

Backpew Article Count:  2944

Clean Puns Article Count:  1994

Our collection of puns.

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
ss tire ski jump

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 4685

 

Funny Signs Article Count:  167

Our collection of funny signs.

One-liners Article Count:  2049

A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!

Chicken Humor Article Count:  1

Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart! 

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