My 7 year old just got mad at his brother and called him ugly and his brother got really upset about it and started crying.
They're twins. Identical twins.
A genie asked, "What's your first wish?"
Steve answered, "I wish I was rich!"
And the genie said, "What's your second wish, Rich?"
Back in the 1800s, Canada's founding fathers gathered to brainstorm and discuss a name for their new country.
One of the founding fathers really liked what the neighbors to the south did and pitched the idea. "USA is simple. It's catchy. It works. How about if we put the letters of the alphabet in a hockey helmet, pull out three, and that's our name. What do you think, eh?"
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
The news today is also today's video share. My very good friend, Juan Ruiz, has started making weekly YouTube videos as he works through a book about 52 Bible Verses for Men.
He is putting them to music one week at a time and I am sure he would be encouraged if you subscribed and left a comment on his first video!
Click Here to Watch
Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.
~ Pastor Tim
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honour and obey,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.
The big day comes, and the bride and groom exchange their vows.
When it comes time for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and says: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes."
The groom leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I thought we had a deal."
The pastor put the $100 bill into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer."
Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.
What did the drummer call his daughter?
Anna One, Anna Two!
This year I want to be more like Jesus:
- Unknown
The other day
I was hangin' out with a friend.
This friend is a Christian but doesn't always act like one. Some days she's in line with God's Word, and some days life's struggles get the best of her.
As our eyes met I really wanted to say something about it but decided to let The Lord speak to her heart knowing nothing I could say would have the same impact as her Father's Words.
So I prayed with her.
And after some time passed, I winked at her.... and walked away from the mirror.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Susan Page writes . . . .
To accept with grace the things I cannot change,
people, circumstances, and the choices others make.
To accept with courage the things I can make right,
by the power that is available through God’s Spirit,… my heart, my attitude, and my reactions.
I accept the Gospel Message
Jesus, though perfect, came to die for me.
I accept His love, and by faith, I am His apprentice.
So, I sit and lean in and learn from Him,
… knowing that I am simply a work in progress.
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What did the drummer call his daughter?
Anna One, Anna Two!
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Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
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Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
