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Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone.
Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.
To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time.
Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball, directly between his ball and the green.
After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree."
With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay.
The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age that pine tree was only 3 feet tall."
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Your favorite section of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today."
The parts that have arthritis are the parts where you feel best.
A big evening with your friends is sitting around comparing living wills.
Your clothes go into the overnight bag so you can fill the suitcase with your pills.
Somebody you consider an old-timer calls you an old-timer.
Your idea of a change of scenery is looking to the left or right.
Your knees buckle, but your belt won't.
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When you were little did you every have an elderly relative (ah, sweet memories of family holiday vacations) tweak your nose and claim to have it in their hand?
Has a cat ever gotten your tongue?
Well, watch out for your cursor with the guy below.
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Remember that look you would get whenever whoever raised you saw you misbehave in a crowded room? You know, the hairy eyeball! It may have looked like the eyes below.
Have some fun watching them catch their lashes and see what happens when you poke them with a good click. Don't spend to much time doing this at work or you may end up looking for a new job.
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I have not always had the best balance. This wasn't a problem when I was young because everyone expects you to fall when your age is in the single digits. But now that I am in my 5th decade . . . well let's just say I'm glad to have a good health plan and people to help pick me up. When it comes to getting older, as they say, it takes two to tango.
Apparently, as you will see below, it takes three to dance on an elastic band.
Take some time to have fun with this one. Try clicking on and moving the various characters and seeing the different effects you can achive with the poor girl on the wire. You can even slingshot her into the air!
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