The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
Entertainment
Officer Hendricks soon lost the suspect
Cybersalt News
Oh look, chicken Thursday!
There was a ton of behind the scenes work done on the Cybersalt Site today - boring webmaster stuff. However, there is plenty of new in front of the scenes stuff to partake in.
First of all, there is a new Your Turn to Be Funny on the site. The first one has been moved into the new YTF archive area. You'll find the new one at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/your-turn-to-be-funny/current-your-turn-to-be-funny
There are also new funny pictures in the funny pictures and funny cat pictures:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures
Enjoy the rest of today's digest.
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "This Town Is So Small... "
This town is so small . . .
- The City Jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell.
- Main Street, which is one block long, dead ends in both directions.
- McDonalds only has one Golden Arch.
- The phone book has only one page.
- The 7-11 is a 3&1/2 - 5&1/2.
- The New Year's baby was born in October.
- The ZIP code is a fraction.
- The city limits signs are both on the same post.
- Second Street is in the next town over.
- There's no place to go that you shouldn't.
- A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.
- The mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog.
Today's CleanPun
I've got stained glass windows in our house. Stupid pigeons.
Today's One Liner
"The only thing that wakes you up faster than coffee is spilled coffee."
Today's CleanQuote
"We can put television in its proper light by supposing that Gutenberg's great invention had been directed at printing only comic books."
~ Robert M. Hutchins
Today's Illustration - "The Art of Romance"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.
That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.
As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.
The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.
This town is so small . . .
- The City Jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell.
- Main Street, which is one block long, dead ends in both directions.
- McDonalds only has one Golden Arch.
- The phone book has only one page.
- The 7-11 is a 3&1/2 - 5&1/2.
- The New Year's baby was born in October.
- The ZIP code is a fraction.
- The city limits signs are both on the same post.
- Second Street is in the next town over.
- There's no place to go that you shouldn't.
- A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.
- The mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog.
Little Kenny wanted to look his best
for the first day of daycare.
Things got noisy when an extremely groggy Martha tried to put her slippers on.
Subcategories
Clean Jokes Article Count: 3626
Each day, enjoy a CleanLaugh here. Want the latest clean jokes e-mailed directly to you? Subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest at www.cybersaltlists.org.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Christmas Jokes Article Count: 77
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
Your Turn to Be Funny Article Count: 3
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Funny Elephant Pictures Article Count: 16
Are you looking for funny elephant pictures? You've come to the right place!
Cybersalt Digest Archive Article Count: 1572
Games Article Count: 15
Here are the games we have on the site so far. There aren't many but they're loads of fun.
Funny Pictures Article Count: 679
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Funny Car Pictures Article Count: 169
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Funny Cat Pictures Article Count: 231
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Funny Dog Pictures Article Count: 149
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Funny Horse Pictures Article Count: 24
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
Funny Christmas Pictures Article Count: 53
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
Pearly Gates Jokes Article Count: 544
Here are some clean, theologically incorrect jokes. Most of them have been featured in the PearlyGates section of the free Cybersalt Digest Newsletter - which you can subscribe to by clicking here.
FunBlog Article Count: 533
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Clean Puns Article Count: 1995
Our collection of puns.
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Funny Signs Article Count: 167
Our collection of funny signs.
One-liners Article Count: 2049
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chicken Humor Article Count: 1
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!