Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site. How do I know? A little birdy told me.
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/a-little-birdy-told-me

There is also a new devotional commentary from Rev. James Snyder. His grandfather sounds like a really fun guy - the kind we can all learn an important lesson from. You can read "A Healthy Dose of Medicine for the Soul" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/god-s-penman/a-healthy-dose-of-medicine-for-the-soul

Enjoy the rest of today's digest.

Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Little Benjamin"

Little Benjamin came running into the kitchen where is mother was working.

"Mom, can I please change my name right now?" he asked.

"But why would you want to do that?" replied his mom.

"Because Dad said he's going to spank me as sure as my name's Benjamin!"

Today's CleanPun

Why did the vampire flunk art class?

Because he could only draw blood!

Today's One Liner

"Ditch the driving test for an I.Q. test."

Today's CleanQuote

"Yesterday is experience, tomorrow is hope, today is getting from one to the other."

Today's Illustration - "Keeping a Confidence"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

A friend of mine was in the hospital awaiting the arrival of her first child. When I telephoned the hospital to see if the baby had arrived, the nurse said it had.

I asked if it was a boy or girl and was told that it was against hospital policy to give this information over the phone.

"Fine," I said. "I can understand that. But can you tell me what she didn't have?"

"It wasn't a boy," came the reply.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.

Little Benjamin came running into the kitchen where is mother was working.

"Mom, can I please change my name right now?" he asked.

"But why would you want to do that?" replied his mom.

"Because Dad said he's going to spank me as sure as my name's Benjamin!"

How did I know?
A little birdy told me.

Cybersalt News

Is it just me (Pastor Tim) or is everyone sick in my house? Well, a few days ago it was just me but now it's me, Mrs Cybersalt, and our daughter (Esther Cybersalt). Clayton is over it already but he is engaged and getting married in August so he's in a big hurry to speed everything up anyways.

This current bout of sickness has taught me a very interesting lesson. Did you know that even if you are on antibiotics you can still get an infection in your toe by fixing an ingrown nail using the corkscrew on a Dale Earnhardt Jr. pocket knife? Whatever . . . . I don't drink so I had to use it for something.

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Marriage Saver 2" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/marriage-saver-2

Enjoy the rest of today's digest.

Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Fine Request"

A pickpocket was appearing in court for a series of petty crimes. "Mr. Brewster," the judge said, "you are hereby found guilty and fined the sum of $150."

After consulting with his client, Mr. Brewster's lawyer stood up and said, "Your Honor, my client is a little short at this time. He has only $125 in his pocket, but if you would allow him a few minutes in the crowd..."

Today's CleanPun

For what kind of tooth can you be sure the tooth fairy will leave exactly one dollar? A buck tooth

Today's One Liner

"It could be worse: there could be 35 teachers for every student."

Today's CleanQuote

"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing and the lawn mower is broken."

Today's Illustration - "Accuracy Excuse"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

There was a knock at the door. It was a small boy, about seven years old. Something of his had found its way into my garage, he said, and he wanted it back.

Upon opening the garage door, I noticed two additions a baseball and a broken window sporting a baseball-sized hole.

"How do you suppose this ball got in here?" I asked the boy.

Taking one look at the ball, one look at the window, and one look at me, the boy exclaimed, "Wow! I must have thrown it right through that hole."

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.