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I am better at breaking furniture than making it (unless you count bookcases made with bricks and wood from old waterbeds).

It's not that I've never used a lathe, or joiner, or wood plainer, it's just that my projects don't usually end up symmetrical or level.  I like to think that one of everything from Home Depot or Lowes might make a difference, but I doubt it.  Unless someone changes the rules and allows new furniture to be crooked, I'll leave all of that to expert cabinetmakers.

However, judging from the works of Jake Cress, even then I'll be way behind the experts.

Oh well, there's always wood carving. 

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A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend.  She had not been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant about all the new technology she saw.

A technician followed her onto the elevator, wheeling a large, intimidating looking machine with tubes and wires and dials.

"Boy, would I hate to be hooked up to that thing," she said.

"So would I," replied the technician.  "It's a floor-cleaning machine."

At my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary, I was looking through a photo album of their marriage ceremony. "Grandma, so many of these styles have come back over the years," I commented.

Grandma never hesitated. "That's why I've kept Grandpa all this time," she said. "I know he'll be back in style again one of these days."

Admittedly, I realize some of you may not think this is a very fun link. Even just the talk of caskets can wreck some people's day.

However, the whole idea of an art casket seems to bring a lighter sense to the thought of funeral planning.  Many people have tried to put "fun" into funerals and I doubt that can really be accompished in its truest sense at most memorial services.  But a racing casket with a checkered flag might just brighten the whole episode up a bit.

As a pastor, I can say that I've seen a lot weirder things at funerals.  I'd tell you about the two times I've had to bury people twice, but that's another story on the riverbank. 

Tom had won a toy at a raffle.  He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.

"Who is the most obedient?" he asked.

"Who never talks back to mother?"

"Who does everything she says?"

Five small voices answered in unison,  "Okay, dad, you get the toy."
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
 

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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.

 

 

 

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This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.

 

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