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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Youngest in School"

A friend of mine has three boys, the youngest of whom, Gregory, had just started school.

A teacher commented to Gregory that she couldn't believe he was already in first grade and asked what his mother did all day now that the three boys were in school.

"Cartwheels," Gregory answered.

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Today's CleanPun

"Joseph Stalin's grave is a Communist plot."

Today's One Liner

"I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top."

Today's CleanQuote

"Just because I'm wandering, doesn't mean I'm lost."

Today's Illustration - "Public Decency"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

My friend's father is a locksmith in a resort town. Once he saw a group of beach goers park near his shop and dump trash from their car on his property.

As soon as they were out of sight, he picked the lock on their car door, put the garbage back inside and relocked their car.

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Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.