I don't know what they are angry about, but then again I don't think camels ever really need a reason. Think back over the last couple of family reunions you have been at and you probably have a relative like that. They probably should have been made to sit in the car too.
Issue # 3345
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Hey look - it's me again.
I haven't sent a mailing out in a month and half. Why? Well, if you've been watching the Cybersalt Site you may have read my wife's latest blog entry "Shackled in Debt" and if you have then you know that about 6 months ago we got busy clearing up some consumer debt we had gotten into. Since then I've been working like a dog in my spare time making web sites for people to make a dent in the debt. It's going very well, but one of the consequences has been very erratic e-mailing out of the Cybersalt Digest.
Anyway, I've got new system in mind for getting the Digest out in a more efficient way and hopefully things should get back to a more regular frequency.
In the meantime, here are a few new things in the Cybersalt Site you may not have noticed in the last month or so.
There have been 3 new blog posts in my wife's Simply Susan blog:
"A Shadow" - https://www.cybersalt.org/
"Blessing Mom" - https://www.cybersalt.org/
"Shackled in Debt" - https://www.cybersalt.org/
There have a been a number of new additions (card throwing, laughing campers, a singing Russian, an amazing dog, colliding smoke rings, and artificial suns) in the FunBlog:
https://www.cybersalt.org/
Oh yeah, there is a new letter in the Hall of FLames. It turns out somebody has been thinking of me!
https://www.cybersalt.org/
Finally, for those of you who listen to my sermons online the 6 most recent ones have been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church web site. There are 3 from my ongoing series from Ecclesiastes, 2 from Easter, and 1 about Christians and astrology.
http://www.westsidefamily.org/
Well that was a mouthful!
I hope you enjoy the rest of today's Cybersalt Digest.
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Scared vs. Apprehension"
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment, I took part in several night-time exercises. Once, I was seated next to a lieutenant fresh from jump school.
He was quiet and looked a bit pale, so I struck up a conversation. "Scared, lieutenant?" I asked.
He replied, "No, just a bit apprehensive."
I asked, "What's the difference?"
He replied, "That means I'm scared, but with a university education."
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"What kind of music do you sing?"
"Aqua-pella."
Today's One-liner
"I feel sorry for the guy who has to play the world's smallest violin - everybody just thinks he's being sarcastic."
Today's CleanQuote
"Scissors are overpowered. Rock is fine." - Paper
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As a sergeant in a parachute regiment, I took part in several night-time exercises. Once, I was seated next to a lieutenant fresh from jump school.
He was quiet and looked a bit pale, so I struck up a conversation. "Scared, lieutenant?" I asked.
He replied, "No, just a bit apprehensive."
I asked, "What's the difference?"
He replied, "That means I'm scared, but with a university education."
When Kenny Rogers sang of cards, "You've got to know when to hold them, know when to fold them" apparently he forgot to mention there is also a time to throw them. Here is an amazing video of of some precision card throwing that is more than just a stupid human human trick. It actually has some everyday application.
Here is an amazing and wonderful story about a dog named Skidboot and his master David Hartwig. I wish my dog had bought me pickup truck!
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
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Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
