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Issue #3965

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Breaking NewsCybersalt is excited to announce that September 28, 2013 is the 15th anniversary of the Cybersalt Site! To celebrate we're giving away 3 prizes ($75, $50, and $25) to randomly drawn people who have subscribed to, plussed, or liked Cybersalt newsletters or pages.  Watch this video (youtu.be/0w0uY_n9P4s) for more details or continue reading below!

Each of you can be entered 6 times by subscribing to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter, The PearlyGates Newsletter (featuring clean, theologically incorrect jokes), by liking the Cybersalt FaceBook fan page, by liking the Cybersalt Shaker Youtube Channel Facebook fan page, by plussing the Cybersalt Google+ page, and/or by plussing the Cybersalt Shaker YouTube Channel Google+ page.  The links for each of these are below.

I hope you will enter for this giveaway.  Thanks for being a part of Cybersalt!

- Pastor Tim

Here are the pages you can increase your entries on.

Subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest
www.cybersalt.org/subscribe 

Subscribe to the PearlyGates Newsletter
(Features clean, theologically incorrect jokes)
www.cybersalt.org/subscribe 

Cybersalt Site Facebook Page
www.facebook.com/cybersaltsite 

The Cybersalt Shaker Channel Facebook Page
www.facebook.com/pages/Cybersalt-Shaker-Channel/337267109744142 

Cybersalt Site Google+ Page
plus.google.com/101021851393364126821/posts 

The Cybersalt Shaker Channel Google+ Page
plus.google.com/111085750009566466797/posts 

Here is today's CleanLaugh

Dress Code

jeansEmployed by the human-development center of a corporation in the midwest, my friend trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette.

One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in jeans and a golf shirt got on with her.

Thinking of her responsibilities, she scolded, "Dressed a little casually today, aren't we?"

The man replied, "That's one benefit of owning the company...."

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0929

instruction-manual"Men say that women should come with instructions, but have you ever seen a man read instructions?"

Here is today's CleanPun

School Sweatshirt

Lambda SigmaDoes this Greek sweatshirt make me look frat?

Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1377

letter x"You know your growing in grace when people notice that you've stopped correcting there mistakes."

Here is today's Illustration

Opportunity

half glassDear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,

While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.

Sincerely,

the Opportunist.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt

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Lambda SigmaDoes this Greek sweatshirt make me look frat?

instruction-manual"Men say that women should come with instructions, but have you ever seen a man read instructions?"

jeansEmployed by the human-development center of a corporation in the midwest, my friend trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette.

One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in jeans and a golf shirt got on with her.

Thinking of her responsibilities, she scolded, "Dressed a little casually today, aren't we?"

The man replied, "That's one benefit of owning the company...."

 

 

 

university buildingThese are actual excerpts from college course evaluation forms:

1. "The textbook is almost useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room."

2. "He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high."

3. "Help! I've fallen asleep and I can't wake up!"

4. "The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him."

5. "The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree."

Read more: Evaluation Excerpts

  1. The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3964 - September 1, 2013
  2. Mr Magoo
  3. The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3963 - August 11, 2013
  4. Too Distant / Too Close

Subcategories

Clean Jokes Article Count:  3626

Each day, enjoy a CleanLaugh here. Want the latest clean jokes e-mailed directly to you?  Subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest at www.cybersaltlists.org.

 

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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
 

  

Christmas Jokes Article Count:  77

a picture of christmas ballsWe think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.

If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!

Your Turn to Be Funny Article Count:  3

It's your turn to be funny.  Submit your funny caption today.

Funny Elephant Pictures Article Count:  16

Are you looking for funny elephant pictures?  You've come to the right place!

Cybersalt Digest Archive Article Count:  1572

Games Article Count:  15

Here are the games we have on the site so far.  There aren't many but they're loads of fun.

Funny Pictures Article Count:  679

Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow.  We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often.  Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.

Funny Car Pictures Article Count:  169

Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.

Funny Cat Pictures Article Count:  231

catmelonhead150x127.jpgOver the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.

And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.

  

 

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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.

 

 

 

Funny Dog Pictures Article Count:  149

dog_maggie.jpgSome say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.

It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.

Funny Horse Pictures Article Count:  24

Here's our funny horse pictures collection.

Funny Christmas Pictures Article Count:  53

christmas cakeWe think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.

We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.

Merry Christmas!

Pearly Gates Jokes Article Count:  544

Here are some clean, theologically incorrect jokes.  Most of them have been featured in the PearlyGates section of the free Cybersalt Digest Newsletter - which you can subscribe to by clicking here.

FunBlog Article Count:  533

When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here.  If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!

Cartoons Article Count:  3119

These are some of our favorite cartoons.

Backpew Article Count:  2944

Clean Puns Article Count:  2005

Our collection of puns.

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.

 

Funny Signs Article Count:  167

Our collection of funny signs.

One-liners Article Count:  2065

A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!

Chicken Humor Article Count:  1

Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart! 

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