Cybersalt News

Happy November everyone!

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Wedding Legs" at:
www.cybersalt.org/3xky

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Three women escaped from prison....one was a goober.

They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn, so they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three gunnysacks and decided to put them over their heads for camouflage.

About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft.

When he got up there, the sheriff asked him what he saw. The deputy told him, Just three gunnysacks. The sheriff told him to find out what was in them.... so the deputy kicked the first bag, which had the first escapee in it, and she went "Bow-wow," so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in the first one.

Then he kicked the one with the second escapee in it and she went "Meow."
The deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in the second one.

Then he kicked the one with the goober in it and there was no sound at all, so he kicked it again and the goober said "Potatoes."

I don't have time to discuss all the lies in your name, jellyfishes.

Want to know if your parrot is lying?

Give it a polygraph test.

"Neither the hair shirt nor the soft berth will do. The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet."
- Frederick Buechner

One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose.

Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. "Dear," said the mother diplomatically, "he doesn't seem very nice."

"Oh please, Mom," replied the daughter, "if he wasn't nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"