Cybersalt News

There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Tudoring" at:
www.cybersalt.org/3x63

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

My wife still uses curlers in her hair after she washes it.

The other night she came into the Family Room as I was watching TV.

I guess I stared at her funny because she said, "I just set my hair."

The last thing I remember saying was, "Oh, really? And what time does it go off?"

I wish conversations were like user agreements where I could skip to the end and just agree.

If you don't trust doctors then buy this new product.

It's a home surgery kit called "Suture Self".

"Corporate worship is designed to take your eyes off you and have them filled with the beauty of the grace and glory of God."
- Paul Tripp

An American scientist once visited the offices of the great Nobel Prize-winning physicist, Neils Bohr, in Copenhagen, and was amazed to find that over his desk a horseshoe was nailed to the wall.

The American said with a nervous laugh, "Surely you don't believe that horseshoe will bring you good luck, do you, Professor Bohr?"

Bohr chuckled. "I believe no such thing, my good friend. Not at all. I am scarcely likely to believe in such foolish nonsense. However, I am told that a horseshoe will bring you good luck whether you believe in it or not!"