Issue #3984

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ss cybersalt shaker 010There haven't been any mailings for a few days because I was relaxing and enjoying a visit from my daughter, son-in-law, and grandson!  One of the highlights of the week was having them with me while I videoed Cybersalt Shaker Episode #010.  Lol, I can't type the title of it here because there are words in it that will get today's issue accidentally blocked by some e-mail companies. But, it's online now so head on over to:
www.cybersalt.org/39u3

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Here is today's CleanLaugh

Lingering Hug

picture of a waitressWe had made some changes in our lives.

My husband had lost 50 pounds and after eight years of being a housewife, I had taken a job in a restaurant.

When I returned home after my first day at work, I gave my husband a big hug.

He seemed to cling to me longer than usual.

"Did you really miss me that much today, dear?" I asked.

"No," came the reply.

"But you smell so much like pancakes that I hate to let you go."

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0947

magnifying glassI think the discovery channel should be on a different channel every day.



Here is today's CleanPun

Chess Set

chess gameI just pulled out my old chess set and found several of the small pieces missing.

It looks like I need to make a trip to the old Pawn Shop.


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1395

older married couple"Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed."
- Hoshang N. Akhtar


Here is today's Illustration

Country Cemetery

gravestonesA number of years ago my wife and I were living in Arkansas, where I was pastoring a church.

Some friends came from Texas to visit. We drove them around to see the country side and drove by a country church that had a cemetery adjoining.

This couple had twin boys about the age of 5 and as we passed the cemetery one of the boys said,

"Look at all those birth stones."

- Freddy Boen

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


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