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Have you ever seen a situation that could be best described as an accident waiting to happen?  Well, here's a solution waiting for an accident to happen.  Just how does one remove a cork that is inside a bottle?  Here's how.

But first, let me ask this - am I missing something? Admittedly, I'm not a big drinker.  Sure, first thing in the morning I have to have a drink of water right away, but that's the end of it.  OK, you've got me.  When I want to get really wild I put a bit of Sprite or 7-up in my apple juice!

But people!  Is the cork falling to the bottom of a bottle the great unknown plague of humanity or is this just a ploy to trick people into buying more plastic bags?

Oh yeah, I also drink milk and tea - but I don't put milk in my tea.  What a rebel I am!

I don't know what the policy in your workplace is regarding the modification of office equipment, but I bet that this guy would violate it.

I don't mean to be unkind, because I'm sure he's fun to work with (unless you are in the cubicle right next to him), but you would probably have to lock up all staplers, keyboards, pencil sharpeners and anything else that moves or else risk finding it as part of a coffee machine or photcopier modification.

Not since watching the Flintstones have I seen something like these. I didn't even know it was possible outside of classic cartoons and computer generated movie effects. Now I'm a believer.

Le me just say that, for personal reasons some of you may know, this could never happen to me because physically, I am unable to 10 Pin Bowl. Yes, my life is destined to be a 5 Pin Bowling only existence. That's fine - it's not like I don't still have my incredible good looks.

I was going to start by saying that mankind has gotten into alot of trouble eating apples - but then my wife reminded me that the Bible does not say that Adam and Eve ate an apple in the Garden of Eden.  All the Bible says is that they ate the "fruit" from the tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil.  Ok, it might have been an apple.  I definitely know it wasn't a strawberry because they don't grow on trees.

All this is eventually leading to this - here's a fun game where you move the green apple around to touch the red apples and then you hit the gold apple.  Easy, right?  Just don't bump anything.