For years they've been telling us to not spread viruses. Wash your hands, cover your mouth when you cough, and whatever you do, don't let the dog lick your face.
I've figured out the reason for this zealousness - spreading viruses can be alot of fun! Take this game for example. It's probably not supported by the Center for Disease Control, and I'm sure it's not supported by the center for fun control, but it earns the Cybersalt stamp of approval.
Is it a fish pond or a duck pond? Either way, these are the perfect pets for your kids - that way you don't have to worry about ending up feeding them when they lose interest. Ok, you have to feed the duck, but how hard can that be as long as you aren't coy?
Call me a pessimist, but I think a scuba diving cat only has one idea - finally conquering your salt water aquarium and eating your tropical fish.
I know that a lot of you are against keeping animals in zoos, but how else can animals safely observe humans? Think about it. Animals in the wild would never get the chance to view some of our stranger human characteristics unless we built them a home at the zoo so we can parade past them for their entertainment (at our own expense too!)
Otters are an excellent example of this. Usually otters are floating around in remote coastal areas with very little human contact (except for the few they see in those floating machines with strings hanging off them). But put them in a zoo and they can see really cool human behavior - like the sounds humans make when they see otters holding hands.
Regardless of what season it is where you are, here are some flowers for you to enjoy. You just have to click your mouse and they'll sprout. Now you can have a spring or fall garden anytime you want.
And if you have forgotten your wedding anniversary - you can always send your wife to this page for her flowers. On second thought, you better not or the funeral director may end up getting your flowers here too.