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Personal Blimp

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Published: 27 January 2007

I have never understood the thinking of people who want to make cars that fly. Of course, I understand the coolness of making a car fly, just not the desire to make a world where cars fly.  We have enough problems with people who can't drive on the ground and now we want to fill the sky with them?  That's just what we need, car wrecks raining down on us like meteorites!

I'm not totally rigid on this point though.  I think there is a compromise to be had.  Let's meet half way and let everyone have a personal blimp instead.  They look like they would just bounce off each other if they collided.

The only thing left to do would be to confiscate all the slingshots from every kid in the world.

 

Created: 27 January 2007
Last Updated: 13 July 2011

Snowflakes

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Published: 26 January 2007

I live in the most temperate part of Canada.  We hardly get any snow in a normal winter.  However, from time to time we do get an amount that is exceptional for our area.  This loss of "temperateness" often tempts us to temporarily lose our temper until the temperature returns closer to that of tempora chicken.  Consequently, in our neck of the woods we don't enjoy watching the snow melt - we enjoy watching it die.

It's a pity, really, because snow flakes have such potential to be cheery things. For intance, find the Cybersalt Snowflake below (use the search tool and search "cybersalt" in the message field) and you'll get a nice message from me.  And, of course, you can always make your own snowflake and spread your own happy message around.

Created: 26 January 2007
Last Updated: 13 July 2011

Toots Thielemans

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Published: 24 January 2007

When I was a kid I wanted to learn to play the guitar.  Logically, my mom signed me up for guitar lessons.  When the day of my first guitar lesson arrived, the teacher showed up with . . . . an accordian.  Yes an accordian.  This was not a mistake.  Apparently my would-be music teacher thought the best way to introduce me to the notes of music was to show me on an accordian.

Today, I play neither the guitar nor the accordian.  Why am I telling you all this?  Simply to introduce you to Toots Thielemans.  He is an accordian player who plays the harmonica and makes it sound like an accordian.

To the best of my knowledge, he does not teach guitar.

 

Created: 24 January 2007
Last Updated: 13 July 2011

Lightness Demonstrations

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Published: 22 January 2007

A big thank-you to Norma M. (from my church) who saw this page, thought of me and sent its address to me to feature.   I have to admit, though, that any time someone from my church thinks of me when viewing things by a psychologist, I have to wonder if maybe I'm being a little too transparent in the pulpit.

 After viewing each illusion, just refresh this page to go back to the main menu.

Created: 22 January 2007
Last Updated: 13 July 2011

Cool Cakes

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Published: 19 January 2007

One of my happy memories from childhood is the birthday cakes my mom would make for me.  Many times she spent hours baking one from scratch (she often scratched open the cake mix box) in the shape of whatever I had asked for.

I also remember the excitement of all us kids at the party as we got our pieces to eat.  Mom would wrap coins in wax paper and hide them between the layers of the cake.  She had a system devised so that she knew where to cut so everyone got a coin.  She also kept a close eye on us as we ate because she realized that her great gift of birthday cake design to me was ultimately a choking hazard.  Of course, all you have to do is tell kids there is money in a cake and you don't have to worry about them accidentally swallowing it.

Thanks Mike for making those memories rush back into my head while I viewed your cakes!

Created: 19 January 2007
Last Updated: 13 July 2011
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