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Here is a game (thanks to member Michael S. for pointing it out) that involves something that most pastors out there would love to add to their options when dealing with the sheep in their church.  I'm not going to name any names, but there have been times in counselling sessions where I would have liked the option to take out a tranquilizer blow dart gun and give someone the peace that is quite easily within understanding.

It's not that I think every behaviour problem in life can be managed with medication.  It's just that sometimes people don't listen and when you are trying to help them it's seems like it would be easier to just put them to sleep (for a while) and hope they wake up wiser.

Of course it takes skill and a good reaction time to dart someone during a counselling session.  If you are a little too slow during marriage counselling you might hit the wrong spouse and that is sure to only complicate the whole situation.

I suppose there are always stun guns.  But I digress.

I'm not a big fan of Chinese food, but this video has me wondering if I could develop a like of Chinese shopping.  After all, I don't see much wrong with combining grocery shopping with roller coasters.  I suppose it might be a bit hard on the eggs and your bread might get a bit squished, but you can't argue against the logic of being able to buy your cookies at the same place you woof them!

When we took a family vacation in Disneyland, the low point of the day was dragging ourself to the restaurant for supper at the end of the day.  Our feet were sore and our legs were tired.  It would have been so much better if we could have just bought our meal while we were on Space Mountain.  I mean, our mouths were already open from screaming anyway, so it would have been handy to just eat then too.

Although, as I remember it, I was always the one riding at the back of the rocket so perhaps that's not as good of a plan as I first thought

  Sorry - this innocent video was removed due to porn site featuring their link on it.

We all want to be liked.  Even when we don't care about being liked, we appreciate others liking us for not wanting to be liked.

I don't know if Hallmark has a greeting card for such occasions (Thanks for not caring if I like you!) so maybe that is why you have not received such sentiment yet.  Of course, they could always send you a candygram or singing telegram - which in the end would make them like you even more as you care less if they like you or not.

Whatever way appreciation comes to you, you aren't stuck waiting for it.  Appreciation is just a click away.

I have a pastor friend who often quotes a comedian he heard say, "I stopped doing self-deprecating humor.  I'm no good at it."  Truly, the person who can laugh at one's self will never run out of things to laugh at.

Regardless of how you feel about George Bush, I think you have to appreciate this self-deprecating comedy routine performed at a White House Press Correspondents dinner.