Monthly Archive

May 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 69 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Living As A Grief Trap
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1691
<1min

Living As A Grief Trap

Live in a way that doesn't cause the Holy Spirit grief. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120527.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120527.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..
Moving.....
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2392
<1min

Moving.....

FG_AUTHORS: Alyssa DavisHello Readers!There is a new post up today,  but you won't find it here! That is because my blog has moved. So check it out and please update your bookmarks/feedburner/blo... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3872 - May 23, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
82
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3872 - May 23, 2012

Issue #3872 Cybersalt News Please note that if you are visually impaired and use software to help you read e-mails, the Cybersalt Digest is available in text only format. & read more..
Cybersalt News - May 23, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
2148
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 23, 2012

Please note that if you are visually impaired and use software to help you read e-mails, the Cybersalt Digest is available in text only format.  If this would work better for you, please reply to... read more..
Ugly is In the Crossed Eyes of the Beholder
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Ugly is In the Crossed Eyes of the Beholder

Society loves the beautiful, but what if everbody was only looking at the spot inbetween? ... read more..
Quote #1303
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1303

“There are no more committed people on the planet than surfers. We fall down a lot. We turn around, paddle back out, and do it over and over again. Unlike anything else in life, the stoke of surfing i... read more..
Termite Question
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3582
<1min

Termite Question

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"... read more..
One-liner #0854
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0854

"I don't date women my own age, there are no women my own age."- George Burns  read more..
Lunch On The Bank
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4769
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Lunch On The Bank

A pastor and two of his deacons are out on the river fishing in their rowboat. Twelve o'clock rolls around, and one of the deacons notices a nice spot on the bank to have lunch. He turns to the others... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3871 - May 22, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
77
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3871 - May 22, 2012

Issue #3871 Cybersalt News A Cybersaltine was at Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday and while we talked she was surprised to learn that there are games to play on the C read more..
Cybersalt News - May 22, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 22, 2012

A Cybersaltine was at Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday and while we talked she was surprised to learn that there are games to play on the Cybersalt site.  Did you know that?  You can f... read more..
You are a lousy cook if.…
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5508
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You are a lousy cook if.…

You are a lousy cook if.... Your family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren. Anyone has ever broken a tooth eating your homemade yoghurt. Your kids know what "peas p... read more..
Quote #1302
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1302

"God wants full custody, not just weekend visits." read more..
Dear Math
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Dear Math

Dear Math, Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either.... read more..
One-liner #0853
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2283
<1min

One-liner #0853

"They don't pay taxes, they barely speak English and they want our jobs - something must be done about children." read more..
Tell Them Now
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3020
<1min

Tell Them Now

If with pleasure you are viewingAny work a man is doing,If you like him or you love him tell him now. Don't withhold your approbationTill the parson makes orationAnd he lies with snowy lilies on his ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3870 - May 21, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
78
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3870 - May 21, 2012

Issue #3870 Cybersalt News Yesterday's partial solar eclipse was pretty much a non-event at Cybersalt World Headquarters due to cloud cover.  Around the peak time of t read more..
Cybersalt News - May 21, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 21, 2012

Yesterday's partial solar eclipse was pretty much a non-event at Cybersalt World Headquarters due to cloud cover.  Around the peak time of the eclipse I did notice that the clouds were dimmer tha... read more..
English Barber
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2947
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English Barber

What does an English barber do for a living? Eclipse.... read more..
One-liner #0852
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2360
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One-liner #0852

"He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the cou read more..
Quote #1301
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2458
<1min

Quote #1301

"Even the Sun appeared hideous, so that scarcely a third part of it gave light, I believe on account of such deeds of wickedness and the shedding of innocent blood."- Gregorius Turonensis (referr read more..
Summer Begins
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2165
2 min read

Summer Begins

FG_AUTHORS: Alyssa DavisThis week has been filled with fun and exciting, non-blogging activities! We've been eating well, playing board games, going on adventures downtown and soaking up sun. Also, Es... read more..
How To Snatch Failure From the Jaws of Victory
Sermons
Pastor Tim
2105
<1min

How To Snatch Failure From the Jaws of Victory

Times of victory bring opportunities for failure. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120520.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120520.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 20, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
2056
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 20, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "My Mother Was Wrong About Spinach" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/my-mother-wa... read more..
My Mother Was Wrong About Spinach
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4393
4 min read

My Mother Was Wrong About Spinach

One of the great joys of getting older, and there is at least one joy involved in this grueling process, is discovering that you were right all the time. I try not to boast here because, well, tha read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3869 - May 20, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3869 - May 20, 2012

Issue #3869 Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "My Mother Was Wrong About S read more..
Arizona Rain
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5770
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Arizona Rain

A visitor once asked, "Does it ever rain in Arizona?" A rancher quickly answered, "Yes, it does. Do you remember in the Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?" The visitor replied, "Yes, I... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3868 - May 19, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
78
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3868 - May 19, 2012

Issue #3868 Cybersalt News I managed to sort out the error on the old site and can now resume moving over pages to the new Cybersalt Site.  Today's update is "Lizard Ki read more..
Cybersalt News - May 19, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
2060
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 19, 2012

I managed to sort out the error on the old site and can now resume moving over pages to the new Cybersalt Site.  Today's update is "Lizard Kiss" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lizard-kiss E... read more..
Meet Your Neighbors
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2529
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Meet Your Neighbors

As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks. Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house r... read more..
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