Issue #3871


Cybersalt News

A Cybersaltine was at Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday and while we talked she was surprised to learn that there are games to play on the Cybersalt site.  Did you know that?  You can find links to them all at:
www.cybersalt.org/entertainment/games

Amongst the most popular are:
Bubble Shooter - http://www.cybersalt.org/games/bubble-shooter
Colored Brickshttp://www.cybersalt.org/games/colored-bricks
Random Defencehttp://www.cybersalt.org/games/random-defence
Penguin Dinerhttp://www.cybersalt.org/games/penguin-diner
Cat Herdinghttp://www.cybersalt.org/games/cat-herding

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.


Here is today's CleanLaugh

You are a lousy cook if.…

Picture of a chef with thumb downYou are a lousy cook if....

Your family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren.

Anyone has ever broken a tooth eating your homemade yoghurt.

Your kids know what "peas porridge in a pot nine days old" tastes like.

Your son goes outside to make mud pies, the rest of the family grabs forks and follows him.

Your kids' favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer.

You have to buy 25 pounds of dog food twice a week for your toy poodle.

Your kids got even with the neighborhood bully by inviting him over for dinner.

Your husband refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer.

No matter what you do to it the gravy still turns bright purple.

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0853

exclamation mark"They don't pay taxes, they barely speak English and they want our jobs - something must be done about children."



Here is today's CleanPun

Dear Math

Dear Math,

Stop asking us to find your X.

She's not coming back and don't ask Y either.


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1302

"God wants full custody, not just weekend visits."


Here is today's Illustration

Tell Them Now

If with pleasure you are viewing
Any work a man is doing,
If you like him or you love him tell him now.

Don't withhold your approbation
Till the parson makes oration
And he lies with snowy lilies on his brow,

For no matter how you shout it
He won't really care about it
He won't know how many teardrops you have shed

So if some praise is due him
Now's the time to slip it to him
For he cannot read his tombstone when he's dead.

More than fame and more than money
Is the comment kind and sunny
And the hearty warm approval of a friend,

For it gives to life a savor
And it makes you stronger, braver,
And it gives you heart and courage to the end.

If he earns your praise, bestow it
If you like him, let him know it
Let the words of true encouragement be said.

Do not wait till life is over
And he's underneath the clover,
For he cannot read his tombstone when he's dead.

~ Berton Braley (1882-1966)

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


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