March 2011 - Monthly Archive

31 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Overdue at the Movies

Tired from waiting for their overdue baby, my daughter and her husband broke the monotony one night with a trip to the movies. My daughter went inside to get seats while my son-in-law bought popcorn a... read more..

31 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Roller Coaster Test

Initial tests on the new roller coaster indicated a lower start speed was needed ... read more..

31 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Military Complaining

Chan soon regretted complaining about his job in the mess hall. read more..

31 Mar

Your Turn to Be Funny

Pastor Tim

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Current Your Turn To Be Funny

Little Benjamin

Little Benjamin came running into the kitchen where is mother was working. "Mom, can I please change my name right now?" he asked. "But why would you want to do that?" replied his mom. "Because Dad... read more..

30 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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A Little Birdy Told Me

How did I know? A little birdy told me. ... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3418

Fine Request

A pickpocket was appearing in court for a series of petty crimes. "Mr. Brewster," the judge said, "you are hereby found guilty and fined the sum of $150."After consulting with his client, Mr. Brewster... read more..

29 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Marriage Saver 2

In desperation to save his marriage, Antonio had finally found a way to enjoy shopping with his wife. ... read more..

28 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Sermon Overtime

The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well organized and always ended promptly at 20 minutes.One Sunday, he seemed to wander and drift around a bit and was st... read more..

28 Mar

Funny Pictures

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Cooking Instructions

Because some people just can't cook. read more..

25 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3733

Exemplary Offspring

Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring."There never was a daughter more devoted than my Alice," said Mrs. Davis with a sniff. "Every summer she takes me to the ... read more..

25 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Ladder Truck Safety

Unfortunately, those who needed it most were working during the workplace safety seminar. read more..

25 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Work to Rule Signs

The city union's work to rule campaign was affecting traffic. ... read more..

24 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Press Any Key

Press any key to go to get fired. read more..

24 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3518

Put or Putt?

A teacher was taking her first golf lesson."Is the word spelled 'put' or 'putt'?" she asked the instructor."'Putt' is correct," he replied. "'Put' means to place a thing where you want it. 'Putt' mea... read more..

24 Mar

Funny Pictures

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Street Sweeper

Hector was pretty impressed that his street sweeper could do sidewalks at the same time. read more..

24 Mar

Funny Pictures

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Traffic Circle of Death

Julie's driving test had been going well until she reached the traffic circle of death! ... read more..

24 Mar

Funny Pictures

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Police Commandeer Vehicle

Officer Hendricks soon lost the suspect after a poor choice of civilian vehicles to commandeer. ... read more..

23 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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This Town is so Small...

This town is so small . . .- The City Jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell.- Main Street, which is one block long, dead ends in both directions.- McDonalds only has one Golden Arch.- Th... read more..

23 Mar

Shirley Choat

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Good Lenten Morning 3-23-11

" When the Christ appears, no one will know where He comes from" (John 7:27b). Some of the Jerusalem folks think Jesus is paranoid. Others won't even consider whether He might be the promised Messiah read more..

23 Mar

Funny Pictures

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Baby Shave

Little Kenny wanted to look his best for the first day of daycare. ... read more..

23 Mar

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Slippers

Things got noisy when an extremely groggy Martha tried to put her slippers on. ... read more..

23 Mar

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Surprise

Sherry's cat never expected the big surprise was a puppy. ... read more..

23 Mar

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Christmas Angel

Angels announced the good news; Gizmo was ready to enforce it. Picture created especially for Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org byLisa's Cat Lover's Pages ... read more..