Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site. How do I know? A little birdy told me.
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/a-little-birdy-told-me

There is also a new devotional commentary from Rev. James Snyder. His grandfather sounds like a really fun guy - the kind we can all learn an important lesson from. You can read "A Healthy Dose of Medicine for the Soul" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/god-s-penman/a-healthy-dose-of-medicine-for-the-soul

Enjoy the rest of today's digest.

Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Little Benjamin"

Little Benjamin came running into the kitchen where is mother was working.

"Mom, can I please change my name right now?" he asked.

"But why would you want to do that?" replied his mom.

"Because Dad said he's going to spank me as sure as my name's Benjamin!"

Today's CleanPun

Why did the vampire flunk art class?

Because he could only draw blood!

Today's One Liner

"Ditch the driving test for an I.Q. test."

Today's CleanQuote

"Yesterday is experience, tomorrow is hope, today is getting from one to the other."

Today's Illustration - "Keeping a Confidence"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

A friend of mine was in the hospital awaiting the arrival of her first child. When I telephoned the hospital to see if the baby had arrived, the nurse said it had.

I asked if it was a boy or girl and was told that it was against hospital policy to give this information over the phone.

"Fine," I said. "I can understand that. But can you tell me what she didn't have?"

"It wasn't a boy," came the reply.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.