Cybersalt News

Is it just me (Pastor Tim) or is everyone sick in my house? Well, a few days ago it was just me but now it's me, Mrs Cybersalt, and our daughter (Esther Cybersalt). Clayton is over it already but he is engaged and getting married in August so he's in a big hurry to speed everything up anyways.

This current bout of sickness has taught me a very interesting lesson. Did you know that even if you are on antibiotics you can still get an infection in your toe by fixing an ingrown nail using the corkscrew on a Dale Earnhardt Jr. pocket knife? Whatever . . . . I don't drink so I had to use it for something.

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Marriage Saver 2" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/marriage-saver-2

Enjoy the rest of today's digest.

Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Fine Request"

A pickpocket was appearing in court for a series of petty crimes. "Mr. Brewster," the judge said, "you are hereby found guilty and fined the sum of $150."

After consulting with his client, Mr. Brewster's lawyer stood up and said, "Your Honor, my client is a little short at this time. He has only $125 in his pocket, but if you would allow him a few minutes in the crowd..."

Today's CleanPun

For what kind of tooth can you be sure the tooth fairy will leave exactly one dollar? A buck tooth

Today's One Liner

"It could be worse: there could be 35 teachers for every student."

Today's CleanQuote

"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing and the lawn mower is broken."

Today's Illustration - "Accuracy Excuse"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

There was a knock at the door. It was a small boy, about seven years old. Something of his had found its way into my garage, he said, and he wanted it back.

Upon opening the garage door, I noticed two additions a baseball and a broken window sporting a baseball-sized hole.

"How do you suppose this ball got in here?" I asked the boy.

Taking one look at the ball, one look at the window, and one look at me, the boy exclaimed, "Wow! I must have thrown it right through that hole."

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.