Cybersalt News
There is a new Your Turn to Be Funny on the Cybersalt Site today. Have a look and submit your funny caption. You can even vote on captions already submitted.
http://www.cybersalt.org/your-turn-to-be-funny/current-your-turn-to-be-funny
If you you don't want or feel like being funny yourself, sit back and enjoy "Roller Coaster Test" and "Military Complaining" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/roller-coaster-test
and
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/military-complaining
Enjoy the rest of today's digest.
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Overdue at the Movies"
Tired from waiting for their overdue baby, my daughter and her husband broke the monotony one night with a trip to the movies. My daughter went inside to get seats while my son-in-law bought popcorn and drinks in the lobby.
Paying for the refreshments, my son-in-law knocked over his soda. The clerk mopped up the mess and refilled his cup. Rattled, he then joined his wife. Talking over the background music, he dramatically described his embarrassing episode. One of his expressive gestures upset the bucket of popcorn. He sheepishly headed back to the lobby.
When he was out of earshot, the woman sitting next to my daughter turned and said, "You're not going to let him hold the baby, are you?"
Today's CleanPun
My niece told all her little friends with pride that she had seen a man-eating shark at the aquarium, to which one of them replied, "That's nothing! I saw a man eating shrimp at Long John Silver's."
~Charles Wukasch
Today's One Liner
"My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine."
Today's CleanQuote
"When you get older, lack of pep is often mistaken for patience."
Today's Illustration - "SIDNK"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
During the Air Force Academy's basic cadet training, the new cadets, known as doolies, go through a ten-day encampment outdoors. Prior to being served in the chow tent, they are required to do pullups and then get in line to answer questions about the academy. If they answer correctly, they are allowed to proceed inside. If not, they are sent to the back of the line.
One doolie had been sent back a number of times because he didn't reel off the answers. When the poor cadet came up again, a sympathetic upperclassman asked him, "What does the abbreviation S. I. D. N. K. stand for?"
The doolie bowed his head and replied, "Sir, I do not know."
"Right!" the upperclassman said. "Go on in there and get some chow!"
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.