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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Put or Putt?"

A teacher was taking her first golf lesson.

"Is the word spelled 'put' or 'putt'?" she asked the instructor.

"'Putt' is correct," he replied. "'Put' means to place a thing where you want it. 'Putt' means a vain attempt to do the same thing."

Today's CleanPun

"Hundreds of kids are shipped off to Mime Boarding School every year, never to be heard from again."

Today's One Liner

"As a child, I was the kind my mother wouldn't let me play with."

Today's CleanQuote

"An idea that is clear and precise even though false will always have greater power in the world than an idea that is true but complex."
~Alexis de Tocqueville

Today's Illustration - "Following Orders"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right! All you idiots fall out."

As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention.

The Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with me, and then just raised a single eyebrow.

I smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of 'em, huh sir?"

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.