Cybersalt News

Oh look, chicken Thursday!

There was a ton of behind the scenes work done on the Cybersalt Site today - boring webmaster stuff. However, there is plenty of new in front of the scenes stuff to partake in.

First of all, there is a new Your Turn to Be Funny on the site. The first one has been moved into the new YTF archive area. You'll find the new one at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/your-turn-to-be-funny/current-your-turn-to-be-funny

There are also new funny pictures in the funny pictures and funny cat pictures:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures

Enjoy the rest of today's digest.

Here is today's CleanLaugh - "This Town Is So Small... "

This town is so small . . .

- The City Jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell.

- Main Street, which is one block long, dead ends in both directions.

- McDonalds only has one Golden Arch.

- The phone book has only one page.

- The 7-11 is a 3&1/2 - 5&1/2.

- The New Year's baby was born in October.

- The ZIP code is a fraction.

- The city limits signs are both on the same post.

- Second Street is in the next town over.

- There's no place to go that you shouldn't.

- A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.

- The mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog.

Today's CleanPun

I've got stained glass windows in our house. Stupid pigeons.

Today's One Liner

"The only thing that wakes you up faster than coffee is spilled coffee."

Today's CleanQuote

"We can put television in its proper light by supposing that Gutenberg's great invention had been directed at printing only comic books."
~ Robert M. Hutchins

Today's Illustration - "The Art of Romance"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.

That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.

As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.

The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.