August 2007 - Monthly Archive

31 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2198

Car Knife

Woody Guthrie once sang, "Well I don't want a Pickle, I just want to ride my motorsickle." Here's a guy who can slice one with his car - as if sushi wasn't already dangerous enough. read more..

31 Aug

Shirley Choat

1974

Good Morning 08-31

"I count all things but loss for the excellency of the knowledge of Christ Jesus, my LORD." - Philippians 3:8 The average man of the world feels that Christian religion is a joy read more..

30 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2844

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session."I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginn... read more..

29 Aug

Shirley Choat

1972

Good Morning 08-30

"Heaven and earth shall pass away, but My word shall not pass away." - Matthew 24:35 There have been many men in the history of the world who have tried to destroy the holy Bibl read more..

29 Aug

Shirley Choat

2073

Good Morning 08-29

"I am ready to preach the Gospel to you that are at Rome also for it is the power of God unto Salvation." - Romans 1:15,16 Those of you who have read anything about St. Paul,&nbs read more..

28 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2385

Lion Kiss

I guess the king of beasts has a soft spot in his heart after all. Of couse this lion may just be sniffing his food for when he gets a chance to escape the cage later - but from the looks of i read more..

28 Aug

Shirley Choat

2165

Good Morning 08-28

"The preaching of the Cross is to them that perish foolishness, but unto us which are saved it is the power of God." 1 Corinthians 1:18 (I found this from C. S. Lewis) My argument aga read more..

27 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3867

Correction

Frustrated at always being corrected by my hubby, I decided the next time it happened I would have a comeback. That moment finally arrived, and I was ready."You know," I challenged, "even a broken clo... read more..

27 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2438

Train Loop

Now that more and more kids have access to the internet, welding supplies, industrial grade steel, and less adult supervision, one never knows what surprise is waiting around the next corner or just read more..

27 Aug

Shirley Choat

1906

Good Morning 08-27

"Don't you have homes to eat and drink in? Or do you despise the church of God and humilate those who hav nothing? What shall I say to you? Shall I praise you for this? Certainly not.&q read more..

26 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4054

Salt and Mensa

Mensa is an organization whose members have an IQ of 140 or higher.A few years ago, there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco, and several members lunched at a local cafe. While dining, they disco... read more..

26 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3679

More than Roommates

As you get to know Jesus, resist the temptation to make Him only a roommate. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070826.mp3{/audio} read more..

25 Aug

Shirley Choat

2130

Good Morning 08-26

"Blessed be the God of all comfort; who comforteth us in all our tribulation, that we may be able to comfort them which are in any trouble, by the comfort wherewith we ourselves are comforted read more..

25 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3151

Ladder Borrow

My next-door neighbor and I frequently borrow things from each other. Not long ago, when I requested his ladder, he told me he had lent it to his son.Recalling a saying my grandmother used to repeat, ... read more..

24 Aug

Shirley Choat

2023

Good Morning 08-25

"Whosoever will be great among you, let him be your minister and whosoever will be chief among you, let him be your servant; even as the son of Man came not to be ministered unto, but to mini read more..

24 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3403

It's a Small World After All

When people say size does not matter, it is usually because it does not matter to them. However, to those of us who are definitely not vertically challenged it is a rather serious thing. I must admit ... read more..

24 Aug

Shirley Choat

1894

Good Morning 08-24

"We love Him, because He first loved us." - 1 John 4:19 A little girl was critically ill and need a blood transfusion. The doctor tested her brother's blood and found it just right. T read more..

23 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3080

Jelly Battle

I am a Peanut Butter man. So you can just imagine my delight as I play this game and see Jelly finally getting what it deserves after all these years. I must admit though, the game also gives read more..

22 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2765

Military Intials

When I was a newly commissioned Lieutenant in the Army, I was assigned as a temporary assistant in an administrative office in a Military Intelligence unit. One day a long came around with a cover she... read more..

21 Aug

Shirley Choat

2079

Good Morning 08-22

"In all these things we are more than conquerors through Him that loved us." - Romans 8:37 I found this story about a family in which three children died of diphtheria in less t read more..

21 Aug

Shirley Choat

2216

Good Morning 08-21

"Behold, I lay in Zion for a foundation a Stone, a tried Stone, a precious Cornerstone, a sure Foundation." - Isaiah 28:16 The Prophet Isaiah here tells us about the abiding Foun read more..

20 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2668

Amazing Kid Artist

We all know that kids love to finger paint. Well here is one that is really good at it - though this is definitely not your avergage finger painting method. (adsbygoogle = window. read more..

20 Aug

Shirley Choat

2269

Good Morning 08-20

"And He saith unto them: Follow Me." - Matthew 4:19 This was the short but significant command which our LORD directed to Peter and Andrew, the two fishermen brothers, as He cal read more..

19 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2807

Wake Up Call

An elderly gentleman checked into a New York hotel. The clerk mentioned the phone service the establishment made available for calling guests who wished to rise at an early hour."No need for that, you... read more..

19 Aug

Shirley Choat

2265

Good Morning 08-19

TWELFTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST Gen. 15:1-6 Heb. 11:1-16 Luke 12:32-40 Psalm 50 Are you ready to receive the Gift of the Kingdom? Jesus calls us to live on the edge, a p read more..

19 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3504

Wholeheartedly Devoted

Search your whole heart in order to be wholeheartedly devoted to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070819.mp3{/audio} read more..

18 Aug

Shirley Choat

2430

Good Morning 08-18

"There stood by me this night the angel of God, whose I am and whom I serve." - Acts 27:23 St. Paul, the prisoner of Jesus Christ, was on his way to Rome to be brought before Ca read more..

15 Aug

Shirley Choat

2382

Good Morning 08-16

"In whom all the building fitly framed together groweth unto an holy temple in the LORD." - Ephesians 2:21 "I believe in the holy Christian Church." These familiar word read more..

15 Aug

Shirley Choat

2308

Good Morning 08-15

"Christ must increase, but I must decrease." - John 3:30 "I will place absolutely no value upon anything that I have or possess escept in its relation to the Kingdom of Chr read more..

14 Aug

Shirley Choat

2133

Good Morning 08-14

"Touching the Almighty, we cannot find Him out; He is excellent in power and in judgment." - Job 37:23 Isn't it true that we sometimes act as though God could not take care of H read more..