At a diner, I was standing in line to pay my bill behind two women who handed the young waitress a credit card.
After swiping the card, she loudly called out to her manager, "Mr. Allen, what do I do if it says 'reject'?"
As the women's faces reddened and customers turned to look, Mr. Allen, also the cook, calmly walked out from the kitchen.
"Well," he answered, "the first thing you do is shout it out loud enough to embarrass the customer, who might have been thinking about leaving you a tip."


There once was a King who offered a prize to the artist who would paint the best picture of peace. Many artists tried. The King looked at all the pictures, but there were only two he really liked and he had to choose between them.