One summer evening, a thirteen-year-old came in while his parents were setting the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help.
His mother said, "No, but I appreciate your asking."
The child responded, "Well, I appreciate your saying 'no'."

While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students.
At a diner, I was standing in line to pay my bill behind two women who handed the young waitress a credit card.