I don't do windows because...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)
I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
They are very good company; I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
A middle-aged man wasn't feeling well, so he went to the doctor for a check up.
After a thorough examination, the doctor said, "Well, based on my examination, the best thing for you is to cut out all sweets and fatty foods, give up alcohol, and stop smoking."
The man said, "Well, to be honest with you Doc, I don't deserve the best. What's the second best?"
When we rely on human wisdom and fancy words to try and convert people to following Jesus, we empty the cross of its power.
"Thou hast formed us for Thyself, and our hearts are restless till they find rest in Thee."
- Augustine
Two farmers were comparing notes on the poor harvest.
"Jeb, I'm telling you the wheat was so poor I had to harvest it with scissors."
"That's nothing, Grady. I had to lather my field and shave it."
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
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