A man goes to his doctor and says "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?"
The doctor replies: "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you."
The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says "What's for dinner, Honey?" No response.
He moves to ten feet behind her and asks again. No response.
Five feet, no answer. Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's for supper?"
She turns and in exasperation says, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!"
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Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:
Glue stick: is that redundant or an epoxymoron? 
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
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