A young couple lived in a town filled with crime.
After three neighbors had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
Visiting the pet store, the young wife asked for a good guard dog.
"Sorry, we're all sold out," the clerk replied. "All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he does know karate!"
The woman didn't believe the clerk, so he told the dog to karate a chair. The dog broke the chair into pieces. Then he told the dog to karate a table, and the dog quickly broke the table in half. So the woman bought the dog and took it home.
10. There's a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler.
There was a ventriloquist who had no work for six months. He went to his agent and told him he needed work badly. 
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Equine Opportunities: If the horses ever realize the barn door isn't locked, they're gonna have a field day.
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