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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

I have a really bad man-cold so that's all the news today.

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Money

Money can buy a house, but not a home.
Money can buy a bed, but not sleep.
Money can buy a clock, but not time.
Money can buy a book, but not knowledge.
Money can buy food, but not an appetite.
Money can buy position, but not respect.
Money can buy blood, but not life.
Money can buy insurance, but not safety.

You see, money is not everything!
Therefore, if you have too much money, please send it to me.

Today's One Liner

One-liner #1291

If I had a dollar for every time I used algebra in my adult life, I'd have 'n' dollars.

Today's Clean Pun

Copy Confusion

A friend of mine said she didn't understand cloning.

I said, "That makes two of us!"

Today's Quote

Quote #1732

"Sometimes the worst place you can be is in your own head."

- unknown

Today's Illustration

Earring Rush

A man rushed to the jewelry counter in the store where I work soon after the doors opened one morning and said he needed a pair of diamond earrings. I showed him a wide selection, and quickly he picked out a pair.

When I asked him if he wanted the earrings gift-wrapped, he said,

"That'd be great. But can you make it quick? I forgot today was my anniversary, and my wife thinks I'm taking out the trash."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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